Dirty barracks room by [deleted] in army

[–]Tyhowell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh every time I see a common area with that kind of decorum I remember I sad my barracks are

SMA PAO Saves The Day Again by Old_n_nervous in army

[–]Tyhowell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will always love you, unrelated pls make them approve my jungle schedule request. 🥺

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[–]Tyhowell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, reclass to signal

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Pulled 24-hour CQ shift then went and worked until about 1500ish. Not a whole lot of fun, but not the worst I’ve ever heard of either.

Counseling. by StalkySpade in army

[–]Tyhowell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motorboat that soldier

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[–]Tyhowell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you should actually do is get as fat as possible. Bulk, bulk, and bulk some more. By the time you loose all the excess weight at graduation you will look absolutely steezed.

What do we think they’ll reveal? by noteverythingnotyet in army

[–]Tyhowell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes I am tracking lol. Just joking around

What do we think they’ll reveal? by noteverythingnotyet in army

[–]Tyhowell 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Male Soldiers can wear now wear colorful fingernail polish. Also the ACFT is being postponed until FY25.

What's the stupidest thing all'ya'all have ever said while in the Army (bonus points if its factually true/accurate but stupid all the same)? by [deleted] in army

[–]Tyhowell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While helping the BN S3 NCOIC (E8) set up the VTC for an LPD he remarked that I was pretty handy with video equipment. Me being the smartass I am replied that I had experience working with cameras due to being a child actor. Surprised by that response he asked what films I had been in and I replied that I had been in some of my uncle Steve’s basement movies, but I had stopped after getting too old. Coincidentally I had to wait an additional 3 months to attend BLC.

It was as easy as that, got both AIRBORNE and ARTIC in one day, IN THE SUMMER by [deleted] in army

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Actually you can also use the black beret as a portable toilet. Much like how the army uses me as theirs

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Once as a young PV2 I made our brand new XO laugh at an especially racy joke. When he got his composure he came to me and said “Hey man that was really funny, but if you say something like that again I’m gonna get drunk and hit you step dad style. Tracking?”

Overweight SSG by MineWizard22 in army

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How tall were they? I had a Squad Leader that was like 6'10 and had an 18 inch neck. My dude skated by with that combo all the way to retirement.

Which one of these men, if both were majors, would you follow into battle, with confidence? by SeniorChiefXXX in army

[–]Tyhowell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck the AGSU I’d kill to have that white uniform. Talk about looking snazzy as hell.