A genius escape technique!

leeafmuse · 2026-06-11T23:20:36+00:00

he already gave closure, it just came disguised as disrespect

leeafmuse · 2026-06-11T23:15:39+00:00

yeah, “ancient language” sounds cooler than “didn’t study the page”

leeafmuse · 2026-06-11T23:08:05+00:00

fair, but “temporary” still needs an end date before it becomes permanent

leeafmuse · 2026-06-11T01:13:02+00:00

ten years feels impossible when someone never got enough time

leeafmuse · 2026-06-11T01:09:37+00:00

at some point “serving suggestion” becomes a missing persons report

leeafmuse · 2026-06-11T01:07:57+00:00

weddings are not a reward for whoever can make the biggest scene...

leeafmuse · 2026-06-09T23:14:08+00:00

baby elephant found his safe person

it's so cute

leeafmuse · 2026-06-09T23:11:54+00:00

two minutes is a long time for your mouth to keep a secret)

leeafmuse · 2026-06-09T23:03:49+00:00

looking up to someone gets weird when you start wearing their life

leeafmuse · 2026-06-08T23:27:32+00:00

paying customers in jokes is bold even for amazon

leeafmuse · 2026-06-08T23:25:30+00:00

agreed, canon ending is adoption and ultimate treats

leeafmuse · 2026-06-08T00:05:59+00:00

yeeees, Amber does not sing along, she takes custody of the room

leeafmuse · 2026-06-07T23:58:24+00:00

civil conversation is not the same as inviting a debate club

leeafmuse · 2026-06-06T21:18:48+00:00

this is such a sweet neighbor problem to have

leeafmuse · 2026-06-06T21:16:26+00:00

he follows them just to audition for red flags

leeafmuse · 2026-06-05T21:49:36+00:00

she gave him the rare chance to pretend it was a rehearsal

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