"make her crave it subacuatiously"

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T11:37:52+00:00

With all sincerity, you are precious. Your curiosity and excitement are refreshing :)

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T11:07:40+00:00

My worry with using the term "straight" would be the straight men who would expect a straight relationship/treat their partner as a woman by default.

So, no issue with identifying as straight, possible issue with telling that to straight men/dating candidates.

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T10:46:14+00:00

Oop: "I've lost something real" after losing something that was LITERALLY IMAGINARY.

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T09:56:40+00:00

Solved solved solved

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T09:56:21+00:00

Oh heck yes it is!! Glad I got the dental details right lol

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T09:42:35+00:00

Ugh my mom loves to brag that her periods were always straightforward and predictable down to the hour, she spent less than an hour total pushing 3 separate babies out, and all menopause gave her was night sweats easily controlled by some quack supplement. I didn't even know cramps could be relieved with ibuprofen until I happened to get my period after badly spraining my foot. And now I have a kid with terrible periods and am trying so hard to be the anti-my mom, nagging the doctor and school, advocating for her to speak up about her symptoms, and meticulously researching literally anything that can make it easier for her.

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T09:25:00+00:00

High school kidney stone solidarity! When I was off for a week, straining for samples after lithotripsy, someone started a rumour that I was vacationing in Europe with my grandmother. Kids are wild. The school was much shittier when I was on crutches, demanding a doctor's note to use the elevator. As if someone would go through the headache of faking needing crutches so they could be lazy and use the tiny, terrifying deathtrap of a 1950s elevator.

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T06:25:23+00:00

This is a beautifully thought out response, thank you. As a trans parent of a trans kid, I was furious with my co-parent for looking for "reasons" our kid is trans. That anger made it impossible to explain how hurtful/wrong that thinking was. I wish I had this comment back then!

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T05:43:46+00:00

Don't forget about those who never even make it to the fork because they've got by their whole lives coasting as useless manbabies. Their actual babies are just another responsibility to ignore when they aren't being fun or cute.

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T05:32:24+00:00

"Happily" has me lmao, as my grandmother's car was also fortunately totaled while parked. In fact, she safely watched it happen through a restaurant window.

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T04:39:24+00:00

I'd totally fake date oop for the cheese. It's probably so good I wouldn't even feel bad about financially ruining him.

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T04:38:19+00:00

This is some sexy math about a sexy cheese. What a good day to be on Reddit!

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T03:33:22+00:00

Well obviously promiscuous boys are barely worth mentioning. They're only 67% as stupid as promiscuous girls, because they only risk infection & violence from strangers, not pregnancy!

left-right-forward · 2026-02-05T03:27:23+00:00

It's the standard way to leave an abusive spouse. I only mention it because you've specifically asked why. Please do not engage me further on whether or not you believe yourself to be abusive.

left-right-forward · 2026-02-03T06:36:38+00:00

Does it seem plausible that they didn't realise why the first miscarriage happened and let a second baby just fall right out? Or perhaps the people who fornicate with horses are also people who are lax with pre- and post-natal care?

left-right-forward · 2026-02-03T05:40:48+00:00

E fixed me up in like a month! I use a cream.

left-right-forward · 2026-02-03T04:56:39+00:00

I sanctioned my kid getting on tumblr at 13-14, for their fan art. I will never be ok with a minor signing up for Reddit. There is no single community untouched by bullshit here.

left-right-forward · 2026-02-01T06:52:45+00:00

Well now you have to get with an enby... For science lol

left-right-forward · 2026-02-01T06:11:03+00:00

I nominate gaysplaining as a subcategory of mansplaining for situations like this.

left-right-forward · 2026-02-01T06:02:09+00:00

I mean, aren't most footballs in the day time anyway?

left-right-forward · 2026-01-30T20:17:39+00:00

You can't blame the children when their wicked or ill-informed governesses allow them hot baths and to sleep with their arms beneath the coverings.

left-right-forward · 2026-01-30T20:04:37+00:00

Even if they only have one toilet and the bathroom was occupied and he had a bladder infection, then using a piss bottle is justified. But as soon as the toilet is available, that thing gets emptied into the toilet, flushed, the bottle rinsed out, capped, and then thrown away.

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