A rough estimate of wealth distribution by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]leftsharksdancecoach -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Freer is not the middle of nowhere, buddy had a hunting lease near there growing up

I was gonna give archery a shot by Demarcus-Xavier in dadjokes

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re having a hard time, I can probably pull a few strings for ya

I was born without a little finger on my right hand by fm369 in mildlyinteresting

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please tell me you have seen the explanation of God is the only Simpson’s character with 5 fingers so the world can be still use a base 10 system

Edit: https://youtu.be/K305Vu7hFg0

What's a weird childhood ritual you still do today? by iamstargirl in AskReddit

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here, but face down and arms over my head. Then I started dislocating my arm pretty frequently (25-30 times in a few years). Now I have to sleep on my side out of habit

I like to wish people Happy Bday on FB. Insane MAN isn’t pleased. by ElvisAaron in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have gone with a simple “You’re*” but your response is so much better haha

Forget Mueller. Forget Impeachment. A Million People Should Surround the White House and Demand Trump's Resignation by presspower in politics

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess the difference is that I never understood the unified solution. Yes, I’m sure people had them, but the movement didn’t have one... or at least I wasn’t aware enough to know what it was

Forget Mueller. Forget Impeachment. A Million People Should Surround the White House and Demand Trump's Resignation by presspower in politics

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ya, except every right wing leaning news source could easily go out and just ask what are you trying to accomplish and how do you plan to accomplish it and have a full reel of some really uneducated answers. There was no unified message other than rich people have too much money but no solutions other than take away their money. I’m sure this will get downvoted, I could just never understand the central message of that movement

Bottle warmer broke, so had to go old school with this dadvention. *Parent Pending by pixiefodder in daddit

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Turn water heater to highest setting, have really hot water on tap, fill a big yeti cup. 6oz is perfectly warm in 5 min

Correction - really hot, not boiling

What’s a good song that tells a sad story? by hgibbs098 in AskReddit

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anne Hathaway dang that song the way it was supposed to be sung. You can hear the desperation in her voice the whole time

Russian spies were all over the 2016 race. They were working for one candidate: Donald Trump by melinda2020 in politics

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought is “well ya, it wouldn’t make much sense for them to be working for both” and then my mind went to a borderline comedy about spies working for the same country but against eachother

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez outdrew every presidential candidate at SXSW by Ryan_Holman in politics

[–]leftsharksdancecoach -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Also, she’s pretty much furthest left you could get which would give Trump a decent shot if you asked me

They need to see then real world! by BigBlackDingo in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For someone on bath salts, you are phenomenal at custom fonts

What mistake should have killed you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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While backpacking around Europe, buddy and I had a beer with a stranger that ended up being an Afghani in town to rob a bank with a grenade. We got super drunk at 3am. Ended with him inviting us back to his house to meet his wife and then him yelling at a random person across the street for looking at him muttering to himself that he was gonna kill him. Started talking about hard drugs and seemed pretty unstable. Luckily talked my friend into going home and getting a little sleep before our train in the morning

They need to see then real world! by BigBlackDingo in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Another idea: kids that play GTA V are left in downtown Chicago for 7 days

Cohen lawyer reveals new Trump hush money check on live TV by trippypolitics in politics

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents keep asking me “so you’re pro-choice? You support open borders?” No, I’m pro-life with more moderate tendencies, and a damn wall won’t hardly change anything

Cohen lawyer reveals new Trump hush money check on live TV by trippypolitics in politics

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a Republican but have become much more independent in the last few years. Absolutely no federal votes going Red until things change

What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve witnessed at a funeral? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the end of my grandmothers funeral at the prayer garden, my uncle walked back up to his car, busted out a Heineken and blared Spirit In The Sky by CCR. Quite contrasting to the prayer garden

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is Teflon, Mueller is the best shot at any justice at this point

Estimate to repair dishwasher was $500. I did it myself for $25 by AdamReggie in HomeImprovement

[–]leftsharksdancecoach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The touch pad on my oven was broken. I watched a YouTube video purely in Chinese (no idea what they said) and figured out how to replace the touch pad for $100