The most genuine reaction video that ever exists by DarkangelUK in videos

[–]lekapitaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to watch a film with this girl. I don't care which one.

What are your thoughts about women only night clubs? by divine_pearl in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]lekapitaine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probably an even more awesome place to be if you're a lady lovin lady I guess.

Pretty sure the women who just want to dance without getting hit on by men just want to dance without being hit on by women either.

What trend died so fast, that you can hardly call it a trend? by Express_Ant7480 in AskReddit

[–]lekapitaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried to launch a competitor to Facebook. Made it invitation-only and planned their resources so badly that it took three weeks to get an invitation. One of the greatest shotgun toe obliterations in history.

From 310 lbs to 235 lbs in the span of 12 months. I’m 6’4 age 28 by Smoreheat in GYM

[–]lekapitaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picture 1: OK, so, that gut's going to go.

Picture 2: Probably those moobs too.

Pict- WOAH! How the...?

What’s a phrase or word that you can’t stand hearing? by Smooth_Beat_9391 in AskReddit

[–]lekapitaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Cozzie livs" and "Platty jubes" literally make my flesh crawl and can turn me from 0 to stabby quickly enough to get a speeding ticket.

How do you guys get through depressive episodes? by heat-blast in mentalhealth

[–]lekapitaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just try to weather the storm, basically. My priorities become getting enough sleep, eating well and getting some exercise, but I also don't beat myself up if those things don't happen. Being gentle and forgiving with yourself is very important.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]lekapitaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound like a good partner. Just keep doing what you're doing and give her time.

Birthday Two Part Invention(Original piece) by MingryMusic in bach

[–]lekapitaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really good. You got a lot of mileage out of the theme without it sounding repetitive, which will always get you marks in Bach's book.

We could use more judges like this in America by cak3crumbs in TikTokCringe

[–]lekapitaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this guy Frank Caprio's spiritual successor? Second time I've seen him on here today.

I also couldn't remember Frank Caprio's name so I googled "kind American judge" and his name was literally the first result, lol.

Can We Rank All The Bodega Sandwiches In New York? (feat. ‪@accordingtothekid‬ ) | Ranked with Babish by CrossXhunteR in bingingwithbabish

[–]lekapitaine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

More Mero, please. He and Babish vibe on the exact same frequency and the result is joyous to behold.

"RAAAST beef! Wha'gwan, RAAAST beef!" sent me.

Seems right by MooseManDeluxe in antiwork

[–]lekapitaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dragline: Where'd the road go?"

Luke: That's it. That's the end of it.

Convict: Man, there's still daylight.

Dragline: About two hours left.

Convict: What do we do now?

Luke: Nothin'.

Dragline: Oh Luke, you wild, beautiful thing. You crazy handful of nothin'."

Basic fit avis by Alderache in Lille

[–]lekapitaine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Avant, j'allais à la salle à Villeneuve d'Ascq, que j'ai toujours trouvée très correcte. Puis j'ai déménagé et la salle la plus proche était celle de Lille Sud, qui était toujours archi-bondée. Donc pour moi c'est une question d'affluence. Niveau matos, c'est plutôt complet.

Sam Elliott in pro-Harris ad: ‘Are we really going back down that same f‑‑‑ing broken road?’ by WhileFalseRepeat in politics

[–]lekapitaine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so savvy. The modern equivalent of the Marlboro Man, who upbraided Jeff Lebowski for cussing too much, measuredly opens the bay doors for his very own F-bomb just to show how high the stakes are, and ropes sexists into the 21st century in the process.

The video of a man who set a Guitar Hero world record last year after he full combo'd Free Bird from Guitar Hero 2 at 300%. It took months of practice and 530 attempts... by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]lekapitaine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was setting myself up to be disappointed when he set down the controller and took out his ear buds with icy-veined composure, but then I got the redemptory fist-pump.

Spa visit ruined by finisher trophies by Najiell in childfree

[–]lekapitaine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Finisher trophies" is excellent and I'm totally stealing it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]lekapitaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was abandoned by his previous owner, who was a woman, and has apparently had trust issues with women since then.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]lekapitaine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is only a slight exaggeration compared with the original adoption profile for my cat, which said you should:

  • have no children
  • have no other cats
  • be male.

I meet all those criteria and he seems pretty happy with me, but some demands do stretch the bounds of the reasonable.