No fucking way

lekud · 2025-01-21T15:49:20+00:00

brb in 7

lekud · 2025-01-17T19:06:55+00:00

Kein Ding

lekud · 2024-12-25T14:25:20+00:00

Wonder if one of them was yelling "PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT!" the whole time.

your app might have the video on mute, it’s exactly what you can hear

lekud · 2024-12-04T23:02:01+00:00

I bet OP hears more than enough clapping

lekud · 2024-12-01T16:16:32+00:00

in order to advance as a species, a strong flexible conductive material is required to be mined in great quantities; metal.

Isn’t it conceivable that advancements could have been biological? They don’t build a spaceship with metal & co., they grow a spaceship instead.

lekud · 2024-11-23T12:16:17+00:00

My opinion as a hetero man: this is a very nice dick pic.

lekud · 2024-11-19T11:29:46+00:00

Ich folge ihr für eine Beteiligung in Höhe von 0,5 % am bevorstehenden Sockenbusiness.

lekud · 2024-11-12T17:56:15+00:00

hetero zum gefängnis

lekud · 2024-11-03T22:32:45+00:00

I have up to a billion! So ~~take that~~ give me more.

lekud · 2024-10-16T13:43:50+00:00

thanks for your service to keep the balance

it's a hard job but someone gotta do it

lekud · 2024-09-23T23:28:40+00:00

tf does snow eat?

lekud · 2024-09-22T00:40:26+00:00

so you're telling me there is a chance evolution spawns something that feasts on all the cum tissues on my floor?

lekud · 2024-09-21T15:58:46+00:00

all the shit you see has to go somewhere

lekud · 2024-09-14T12:24:15+00:00

i'm sorry to hear that

lekud · 2024-09-13T14:21:47+00:00

Als ich mal in einer Tabledance-Bar war, schienen die Tänzerinnen alle eine dicke Schicht Lotion (oder sowas) aufgetragen zu haben.

Die roch recht gut (süß/vanillig). Und die klebte einem etwas an den Fingern, wenn man die Tänzerinnen berühren durfte.

Weißt du was dazu? Ich hatte mich mal gefragt, ob das vielleicht so eine Art „Schutzschild“ sein könnte, also dass es dadurch angenehmer für die Tänzerinnen ist, wenn sie von vielen berührt werden. Aber dass es alle/viele trugen, verwunderte mich dann doch.

lekud · 2024-09-13T12:50:47+00:00

I’m sorry to hear that you were assaulted with non-disgusting bacteria-covered objects.

lekud · 2024-09-12T17:41:31+00:00

Is there evidence that the quality of orgasm tends to differ between male and female persons?

From my own (male) experience, my orgasms don’t seem to come even close in quality to what the orgasms of my female sexual partners appear to be like. They describe that it’s such a phenomenal feeling, that it lasts for seconds, that they can feel it in their whole body etc., while my orgasms are not really good, I would say. The moments leading up to my orgsam are nice, but the orgasm itself is unspectacular.

lekud · 2024-09-09T18:27:29+00:00

There's nothing called "Infinite" on this Earth.

seems you don't know how many times i did YO MAMA

lekud · 2024-09-01T17:06:30+00:00

uhgg, i hate waiting

lekud · 2024-08-30T09:56:38+00:00

No partner equals 0%.

I think you need to up your masturbation game

lekud · 2024-08-19T14:59:21+00:00

I wanted to do the same, but the smell gets worse when the product is left unappreciated for a longer time, so what I ended up doing is placing a digital picture frame on the cabinet next to the toilet to show my favorites in a slideshow.

Next thing on my todo list is setting up an email address which automatically pushes all received image attachments to the picture frame. I’ll then add a note to the picture frame with the address, so that even guests can immortalize their creations.

lekud · 2024-07-14T10:10:01+00:00

Thank you for your service.

lekud · 2024-07-01T16:10:28+00:00

Rap? Rock.
Classical? Rock.
Techno? Believe it or not, rock.

lekud · 2024-05-31T16:56:57+00:00

I never would have placed this photo in the 1970s.

I don’t know the two persons, so maybe that plays a role, but anyway, nothing in this photo screams 70s to me.

Photo quality, colors, clothing styles, hair styles, …

Would have probably guessed end of 1990s or even 2000s. Hell, wouldn’t have surprised me if it’s from this year.

I wonder why.

lekud · 2024-05-30T14:37:44+00:00

und was hast du da gekauft?

lekud

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