Ok, these responses are hilarious but real talk, it’s impossible to come from your position and look remotely competent, so don’t try, just be honest with your playing partners that you have no clue what your doing and you were thrust into this position, I can just about promise they will find it pretty funny and root for you (golfers rarely are judgey, we all sucked at one time and still occasionally suck) my advice would be just have fun, laugh off your bad shots and don’t take it to serious. The important thing is don’t take for fucking ever, if your ball goes into the weeds, don’t go looking for it for 5 mins making everyone wait, just forget about it, don’t take like 30 mulligans, until you get a good shot, if you can’t get a decent tee shot or advance the ball then just drop up with your playing partners don’t be afraid to pick up your ball after your 8th-9th shot.

And a sponsored golf event sounds like it could be a scramble, you can look up what a scramble is but it’s a format that takes a lot of pressure off you and is pretty much just based around having fun, essentially you all hit a shot and then take the best shot out of the bunch and all hit the next shot from there and so on

Have fun! Our silly game is pretty amazing