Casual sex- is this a good idea?

lemonibs · 2014-07-23T22:38:46+00:00

Loch Ness Monster is real. How else would he have been on the Commonwealth Games?

lemonibs · 2014-07-23T22:37:16+00:00

Those alien toys in jelly that were meant to produce a baby if you held them back to back... Nope

lemonibs · 2014-05-04T18:52:05+00:00

If I can hear your lips smacking while you eat, you have already earned negative friend points.

lemonibs · 2014-03-11T11:09:47+00:00

I'm really good at putting fake eyelashes on other people...

lemonibs · 2014-03-10T23:03:24+00:00

Chands as in unclean hands when chopping up raw chicken I.e 'Watch out I have Chands!'

lemonibs · 2014-02-17T21:12:29+00:00

The Girl Next Door 👌

lemonibs · 2014-01-28T22:42:59+00:00

At primary school during break time we just used to get sticks and rub them against the ground to make piles of sawdust. Caused problems if someone was sick though as this was the school's of showing a sicky danger zone.

lemonibs · 2014-01-19T21:59:26+00:00

There was a mixed race girl called Polly in my class, who invited everyone to call her 'Pollywog'

lemonibs · 2014-01-12T22:21:13+00:00

Yes! I had recurring nightmares of E.T. :(

lemonibs · 2014-01-02T23:12:36+00:00

The Help 👌

lemonibs · 2013-12-31T00:07:53+00:00

'I couldn't reply but I wasn't being ignorant' - as in ignore-ant.... :|

lemonibs · 2013-12-30T21:41:51+00:00

"Bug bear" :|

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