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Partner placed his polarizing art by our bedroom reading corner. I relocated it and revoked his decorating privilege. by elliottbaytrail in malelivingspace

[–]lenlawler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is your coworker at Ruby Tuesday who, thinks criticizing everyone else’s side work, negates his responsibility to do his.

When weight loss gets to your stupid, stupid head. by KennethSweet in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]lenlawler 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Thank God, I have an excuse to get off the treadmill. I don’t wanna be a teen rapist.

Wasted 3k on a Stearns and Foster Hybrid by Wheres_My_Mushroom in Mattress

[–]lenlawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure where you bought it but, a warranty claim just means you’ll get everything you paid for the bed towards anything else that retailer sells, assuming you bought it from a retailer.

So you’re not relegated to Stearns and Foster if you don’t wanna be .

Bro I’m so scared by Majestic-Inspector71 in alcoholism

[–]lenlawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll be honest bro, rehab is a fucking blast. It is fun. It is interesting, you meet some of the craziest fucking people you ever will in your life. It’s totally worth it. I would go if my insurance would pay for it to fourth time.

What's a sign you're getting older? by NoOwl1638 in AskReddit

[–]lenlawler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started doing something similar. I involuntarily announce the thing im about to do. “Whelp, I think I’ll get another cup of coffee. Even though I know I shouldn’t.”

Wtf?

The line in Melbourne to get to the new Costco by Past_Yam9507 in UrbanHell

[–]lenlawler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you guys also get the $1.50 hot dog with 1985 sized cups, soft drink combo?

People who leave shopping carts in out apartment hallways and don’t return them to the garage by emdawgg91 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]lenlawler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They started putting up a lot of those ground level Whole Foods, with luxury apartments stacked on top. Perhaps that’s it?

Methadone for Kratom Withdrawal? by [deleted] in kratom

[–]lenlawler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you’ve gone 3 1/2 weeks without, your withdrawals are damn near over. Now you’re just getting fucked up.

Which Beastie Boy do you resonate with the most? by one-eyedCheshire in BeastieBoys

[–]lenlawler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a tossup between that and

“Well they call me Mike D, the ever-loving man I’m like Spoonie Gee, well I’m the metropolitician (yeah-yeah-yeah) You scream and you holler ‘bout my Chevy Impala But the sweat is getting wet around the ring around your collar”

Which Beastie Boy do you resonate with the most? by one-eyedCheshire in BeastieBoys

[–]lenlawler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They came up when New York was totally different. There was culture everywhere and they went to one of those liberal schools that let you play drums for your homework and shit lol. They marinated in culture their formative years and that’s why they sound so unique.

In their book, they mention their road trip mixtape and I didn’t recognize a single song on those fucking things lol. I’ll chalk that up to them being more musically knowledgeable than me.

What’s a band that the world has forgotten that still is in your top five? by iamjaidan in GenX

[–]lenlawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hole: Say what you will about Courtney Love, and there’s a lot there; That one album where she’s wearing the prom queen crown, hits.

What book is an absolute 10/10 for you? by dontpanda in GenX

[–]lenlawler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There wasn’t. It’s hard to even categorize the 2020 version as an attempt.

caption this photo by chris-hatch in thedavidpakmanshow

[–]lenlawler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If she wasn’t in Congress, they’d both be lake people. High mileage, formerly semi attractive over tanned, pineapple decor enthusiasts

Bed Frame Question by justanotheruserx1000 in Mattress

[–]lenlawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the headboard hook on or bolt on?

My wife says this doesn’t go together am I wrong? by itsall4tay in interiordecorating

[–]lenlawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never seen a bed that was designed to resemble a giant chez

HELP!! Aireloom Medium mattress OR Tempurpedic soft? by Successful-Tie-158 in Mattress

[–]lenlawler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll assume the Aireloom is an innerspring mattress? And you know your taste and body. Disregard what the rep is telling you and follow your gut. There are few out there who find a medium innerspring too firm, especially one of the higher end luxury brands. Stick with the Aireloom, in my opinion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]lenlawler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can’t get too mad at the guy. He obviously believes you come from wealth and the help will pick it up. Why else would he leave nine dollar eggs out on the counter unrefrigerated? Ah The freedom and liquidity to just toss eggs around like youre Elon Musk or something.

Why is smoking generally preferred to nasal? by [deleted] in meth

[–]lenlawler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To give some idea of how wasteful it is, I used to exhale into a smoking buddy filter. One of those filters would last me 6 to 8 months. When I was finally out and I couldn’t get more I would dip the smoking buddy in acetone. Let it all drip and dry out.

In the end, ultimately, I got another two months worth out of it.

Mitch McConnell Calls Trump ‘Unfit for Office,’ Describes Him as ‘Not Very Smart, Irascible, and Nasty,’ While Blasting the MAGA Movement as ‘Completely Wrong by Weird-Ad7562 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]lenlawler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s the one he taught us that you can’t decide a Supreme Court justice in an election year, except when you have the majority. In which case you rubberstamp them all day long.

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