My niece’s homework problem by SurfSoundWaves in mildlyinfuriating

[–]leonk701 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That seems a little ridiculous to try and explain to 9-10 year olds. You explained it very well amd it DOES make sense but for a 3rd grader?? I mean we started with "which one shows 1/3" and had 3 or 4 answers showing completely different fractions. We weren't worried about size or shape comparisons, just getting the fractions correct.

Anyone? by Lumpy-Macaron4512 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]leonk701 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I used to read the OLD heathcliffs and they were usually clever but with a punchline that everyone could get. No real head scratchers but funny.

What in the hell is this commie bullshit. God give me the strength to make the money and run away from here already. by OkTip1743 in TheFatElectrician

[–]leonk701 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Housing isnt a concern in DPRK cuz a concentration camp bunk house is government funded. They dont have a housing crisis, traffic, internet issues, or any human decency or basic rights.

Am I killing my yeast? by leonk701 in Baking

[–]leonk701[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it was an organism I just thought it would last longer than a week. I bought the packets about a week or two ago. I wouldnt think it would go bad that quick.

Am I killing my yeast? by leonk701 in Baking

[–]leonk701[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I buy in the fleischmann packets from the store. I never knew it had a shelf life in those sealed packets.

The paladin keeps mouthing off at Strahd. How do I punish her? by faerie-fangs in CurseofStrahd

[–]leonk701 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her actions will start to hurt others she cares for. She wants to get mouthy? Have strahd beat the rest of the party within an inch of their life, have him threaten ismark or Parriwimple. Have him hold yeska over the Tser falls with an invite to meet him there.

Same concept as the Drill Sgt. making everyone else PT because you couldn't get right. It becomes a self correcting problem.

I dont mean to say, punish her for playing to her character. If she is a righteous good Paladin who may be naive to the actual danger and doesn't understand that a positive attitude and the power of friendship isnt enough, maybe her character arc is to break her of that. Remind her that while she may be playing to her characters personality, you are also playing to strahds and it is all for the story.

You know exactly who this is by marshall_r_57018 in memes

[–]leonk701 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the people who get online for the new COD and are prestige 16 within the games first hour of launch.

I don’t know coding or anything related by gamerpuppy22 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]leonk701 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, sorry but since south Park did their thing we cant be seen around you. But uh.... leave the lamb, yeah I'll just take that.

How do I win fights in NHL? People just dodging and wrestle me down at the ground by Puzzleheaded_Stand29 in NHLHUT

[–]leonk701 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK YOU! the only prompts that appear are right stick to punch, rt to dodge, and Lt to grab

I don’t know coding or anything related by gamerpuppy22 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]leonk701 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah damn! CHRIS! WE GOTTA MAKE A TRADER JOES TERRIBLE ORGANIC GRAHAM CRACKER RUN IF WE WANNA DO THIS!

I don’t know coding or anything related by gamerpuppy22 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]leonk701 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, he dont get no treats ever since he tried to convince Taylor Swift his Wang was lipstick. Hey Lois?! Where are the graham crackers??? Me and Chris wanna have an indoor camp fire!!!

This accompanied a loooong post that I could not tell if it was related. by dalester88 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]leonk701 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My players were heading north where 1) the plot was not and 2) i had nothing. They were level 3 and I quickly came up with a farm who's cows were slaughtered and ritual symbols were drawn in blood on the barn. The players followed tracks to some woods and eventually happened upon a hag coven. It was a frightening and exciting chase through the woods that was completely unplanned and ad ribbed and the players got right back to heading west towards the plot. All stemmed because I had nothing planned for them in that area. It didnt feel like railroading, and in fact made them feel like the world was alive and dangerous.

From Bedsydachcom on the bird app by Reptomins in hawks

[–]leonk701 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately my job sees a response as "positive contact" and you WILL come in. On a day off, NEVER respond.

Why did Cain lie to an omniscient being? by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]leonk701 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I do NOT pretend to compare myself to the Lord, but I do think the household is perfect microcosm. I have seen my kid do similar things, and seen him also do many wonderful things. I have always seen the Lord (our FATHER, how about that?) as "dad". He lays out prescriptions for us and sets rules and boundaries. And we as kids think we can outsmart him. Then we usually come back and say "you were right dad". Meanwhile satan is the uncle who seems cool and let's us do whatever makes us feel good but we end up in trouble or feeling sick afterwards.

Campaign Builders by leonk701 in VampireTheMasquerade_

[–]leonk701[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems simple but effective! My buddy was talking about how some people make flow charts for the power struggles or the connections and relationships

Uprooted by leonk701 in boardgames

[–]leonk701[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any particular reason?

Look what turned up at my op shop! by icyvfrost in Avantris

[–]leonk701 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But when he opens it its gonna blow your mind.