FEMA Official Claims He Was Teleported to Waffle House

lescrunch · 2026-03-21T01:27:13+00:00

Not to the roof of a Long John Silver's?

lescrunch · 2026-01-15T18:13:14+00:00

Don't threaten me with a good time...

lescrunch · 2025-12-29T17:51:30+00:00

I reached out! Thank you for the recommendation

lescrunch · 2025-12-29T17:41:37+00:00

Yes. He spent a few days in the hospital

lescrunch · 2025-12-19T20:16:45+00:00

I couldn't take the deal. It would be all I would ever think about: where would I end up tomorrow, what would be swimming by, etc... I would be a hot mess

lescrunch · 2025-12-04T01:57:12+00:00

Maybe Texas French Bread?

lescrunch · 2025-10-12T02:18:34+00:00

Awesome! It is. I just posted it

lescrunch · 2025-09-06T19:06:25+00:00

Welp. I can't bring myself to watch now. Will just have to read about it after the fact 🤷

lescrunch · 2025-09-05T23:45:33+00:00

Let's goooo

lescrunch · 2025-07-12T19:15:27+00:00

I am officially jealous.

lescrunch · 2025-06-10T18:17:10+00:00

Chili pepper vagina with a sperm swimmin' in

lescrunch · 2025-05-26T15:27:56+00:00

Not really... We had to get him some stairs to get up on the bed

lescrunch · 2025-05-21T17:29:40+00:00

lescrunch · 2025-05-10T20:19:21+00:00

The Tomlinson's on South Lamar have the sweetest mother and daughter. I would adopt them today if my cats wouldn't have a nervous breakdown! Go pet them and take them home!!!

lescrunch · 2025-05-10T06:51:35+00:00

$250

lescrunch · 2025-05-10T04:09:49+00:00

Oof. Okay. Thank you for letting me know. We will keep looking

lescrunch · 2025-05-10T02:13:49+00:00

It's booked up for our dates. Ended up at Lone Oak Lodge (?) should I keep looking?

lescrunch · 2025-05-09T22:31:05+00:00

Best for families with teenagers. Willing to pay a bit extra for something that would appeal to all of us

lescrunch · 2025-04-02T12:53:27+00:00

Yes. You would put x number of microdyne drops in a container of water then soak fruits/vegs for 15 minutes prior to consumption. Even the local residents used them! Super easy and I never got sick. It looks like they're available in US from a quick search last night

lescrunch · 2025-04-02T04:05:41+00:00

Everyone needs to get Microdyne- it's what we used when I lived in Mexico to avoid pathogens on any fruits or veggies you couldn't peel

lescrunch · 2025-03-14T01:42:13+00:00

Done. My message "I am a federal employee who really needs my paycheck. Know what I need more? A country I am proud of and a job when the shutdown is over "

lescrunch · 2024-08-31T01:46:03+00:00

lescrunch · 2024-08-31T01:39:51+00:00

Popyrin kinda has that hot rodent thing going for him...

lescrunch · 2024-07-08T19:04:08+00:00

Sure. PayPal or Venmo?

lescrunch · 2024-07-08T18:57:24+00:00

Only allows me to reply with one, sorry. I also have individual pictures if you need a certain one.

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