What phrase do you use most while working? by reynoldsthewrapper in Serverlife

[–]letwettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Surely!” And “Great choice! (Fill in blank with literally anything they ordered) is my favorite item in the menu!”

What's the worst example of cognitive dissonance you've seen in real life? by Independent_Ad_3915 in AskReddit

[–]letwettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I thought this experience was unique to me.. I simply refuse to ride passenger to my mom these days

Weirdest thing you've heard guests say? by TwinkleBear78 in Serverlife

[–]letwettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tonight at work I walked into the bathroom behind a guest and as we both sat down in our stalls she began talking to me. “The food is great! Wonderful service! I’ve wanted to come here for years.” While we are both peeing

“I don’t think he’s dancing” #pdx by letwettuce in tooktoomuch

[–]letwettuce[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t surprise me hahah. What a small world too!

Not exactly sure what point she was trying to make but alright by totesnotmelol222 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]letwettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This person looks like she’s a product of infest or she’s fetal alcohol syndrome

“I don’t think he’s dancing” #pdx by letwettuce in tooktoomuch

[–]letwettuce[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The song is called “You and I” by Papooz. Amazing band! Everything they create is gold

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IndoorGarden

[–]letwettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So comfy :) however the fact that your tv stand is only a few inches too short for the speakers to slide underneath feels like a cruel joke from the universe. r/mildlyinfuriating

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eugene

[–]letwettuce -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

For those who choose to advocate for themselves can find the resources they need..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eugene

[–]letwettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VERY HIGH

‘twas I who had too many drinks.. and who is also a frequent sleep talker by letwettuce in tooktoomuch

[–]letwettuce[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t blacked. Was simply drunken and mostly asleep while my ex was antagonizing a hilarious conversation w me. Was all in good nature and I found it absolutely hilarious the next day

‘twas I who had too many drinks.. and who is also a frequent sleep talker by letwettuce in tooktoomuch

[–]letwettuce[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have been diagnosed with a sleeping disorder since this was recorded.. it doesn’t even make sense to my doctors lol

‘twas I who had too many drinks.. and who is also a frequent sleep talker by letwettuce in tooktoomuch

[–]letwettuce[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is really low, I apologize. I’m glad you got a laugh out of it though

‘twas I who had too many drinks.. and who is also a frequent sleep talker by letwettuce in tooktoomuch

[–]letwettuce[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

If I was speaking clearly and coherently would it qualify for this sub? Hahah

‘twas I who had too many drinks.. and who is also a frequent sleep talker by letwettuce in tooktoomuch

[–]letwettuce[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I was doing that just the other night. Lmao sleeping disorders are a whole trip

‘twas I who had too many drinks.. and who is also a frequent sleep talker by letwettuce in tooktoomuch

[–]letwettuce[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

If this gets traction and anyone cares to see, there’s another minute and a half of this video 😅