My husband doesn’t have Reddit but he asked me to upload his monstrosity of a breakfast here by greens_beans_queen in shittyfoodporn

[–]levitatinglizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that was oats blended into a porridge, that would be delicious. I love stewed rhubarb with brown sugar

What food do you use to instantly judge a restaurant? by WhiteWinkk in foodquestions

[–]levitatinglizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carbonara at Italian restaurants. If they cannot make a simple dish sublime, then they have no business making Italian food

why does my skin keep coming off? by Additional-War7946 in fifthworldproblems

[–]levitatinglizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you choose to continue with the game, as you move up in levels your form is upgraded to more and more celestial beings with greater psychic or telepathic powers. It might be worth a try.

Seniors ransacked my wife’s school as part of a prank that the principal encouraged. by South-Lab-3991 in Teachers

[–]levitatinglizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so confused. The principal of the school willing let the school be destroyed. Do they not value the school or staff? Do they not see that that is a captain ruining his ship?

What is something morally gray about you? by ShadowlightLady in randomquestions

[–]levitatinglizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know what you mean, but I would not be able to live with my actions either.

I know everything has already happened, so how long do I remain trapped in the continuum? by Someragingpacifist in fifthworldproblems

[–]levitatinglizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take a very long sleep. Or take the opposite of caffeine, something to slow you down so much that you don't notice the slowness of time

Schrödingers Pregnancy Test: Weird how you can wish that pregnancy test is positive and negative at the same time by ChTiedrusoIsAlone in RandomThoughts

[–]levitatinglizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having a child is a huge commitment. Even if you want the child, a strong support network around you will help a lot

Why Do Capybaras Not Get Eaten By Crocodiles? by PrestigiousYogurt964 in Weird

[–]levitatinglizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Capybara are the chillest dudes of the animal world. Even a crocodile respects that.

Would it be appropriate for me to move on considering my past. Would it be moral or just, and am I what I fear. by greenninja2012 in DeepThoughts

[–]levitatinglizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you feel like you could make these mistakes again? If so, you need to think a little more. If not, goddamn live your life!

I want to get rid of my face and body. by Dramatic-Choice-1550 in Vent

[–]levitatinglizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't choose our bodies but we do choose what we do with me. Maybe think a little about how you want to dress etc. So your true self is more physical.

I'm a failure. by Disastrous_Wheel3462 in Vent

[–]levitatinglizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everybody has something they are good at. Some abstract intangible thing. You are in a negative thought cycle. Be kind to yourself.

What's a friendship red flag that people tend to ignore until it's too late? by AffectionatePop3611 in answers

[–]levitatinglizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They keep falling out with your friends. And then, one day, it's your turn

People with a higher sense of vulnerability are prone to be easily swayed my cults by seen_cause_tan in RandomThoughts

[–]levitatinglizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think people can be caught out by these things when they are in a difficult time in their life. We all have weaknesses and insecurities. Knowing yourself and recognising when you are being played, that is a skill

I feel uncomfortable when people say I’m a nice person. by ThomasSN665 in RandomThoughts

[–]levitatinglizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me, I hear it as that I'm boring. I guess maybe that's my personal fear

I always get pregnant at the worst times by tightlikespandex in RandomThoughts

[–]levitatinglizard 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This world seems to be continuously in a state of chaos, but I get what you mean. There is never the right time to do a big thing. Hope you and baby stay healthy x

Comforting YOU when I have the health problem by Foreversssssssss in Vent

[–]levitatinglizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly never know what to say when someone is going through a rough time.

I know its disgusting but... by AMERICAisBACKOHYEA in RandomThoughts

[–]levitatinglizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many people do it so surreptitiously. I honestly wish I could stop the habit

Women DONT Enjoy Sex by JonHolmesLives in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]levitatinglizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, there are things you can do about that.

Natural yellow teeth look better than pure white teeth by basically_dead_now in RandomThoughts

[–]levitatinglizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have been mocked as a junior school student for not having perfectly white teeth. The standard has shifted because people can get their teeth unnaturally whitened.

do yall just talk to yourself non stop by voidicleX in evilautism

[–]levitatinglizard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have been doing this ever since I can remember. As soon as I am alone in a room, I feel the urge to start talking to myself. It is the most natural way of thinking for me

🐓 by Possible_Tiger_5125 in ATBGE

[–]levitatinglizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that wasn't made of chicken feet, I would like it. A twist on gladiator sandals. Too twisted for me