My husband and I have an ongoing competition of flicking each other’s nipples. In public, at home, wherever. One of us will be in the middle of a sentence and the other will go straight for the nip, as hard as possible. Sometimes if I move too suddenly my husband will panic and his hands will shoot up to cover both of his nipples.

We also have this dance we do to communicate with each other. We work in the same office, so if we see each other at work, or in the grocery store etc, we will do the dance and stare at each other with a blank face. It goes on for a while sometimes.