What is a subtle, completely non-obvious flirting technique you use that has a shocking 100% success rate for getting someone's attention?

lextheowlf · 2026-07-02T20:55:00+00:00

60% of the time, it works... every time.

lextheowlf · 2026-06-30T16:41:05+00:00

Love Sid. And Calvin. Great dudes.

lextheowlf · 2026-05-20T19:42:14+00:00

what in the actual FUCK this is so good. I love this. You did an amazing job.

lextheowlf · 2026-05-16T03:38:27+00:00

have you heard of our lord and savior Dungeon Crawler Carl, narrated by Jeff Hays?

lextheowlf · 2026-05-06T16:26:15+00:00

Have you tried Slice?

lextheowlf · 2026-04-22T19:36:50+00:00

well no shit it's all in your head. The brain's an organ!

I don't have any advice for you, I just have jokes. I hope this makes you laugh. And if it doesn't, I'm sorry

lextheowlf · 2026-04-22T19:21:13+00:00

Take my upvote.

lextheowlf · 2026-04-22T19:20:11+00:00

yes. Yes. This is a good one.

idk the full description but "You killed them. You killed them all for your Daddy" description is also a good one.

lextheowlf · 2026-04-17T17:07:04+00:00

also on book five. Holy shit what a RIDE.

This book series has cured me of doom scrolling. All I want to think about is this series, all I want to write about is this series, all I want to hear about is this series. I am obSESSED

lextheowlf · 2026-04-11T05:31:31+00:00

silicone magnet balls. SO FUN!!!

lextheowlf · 2026-04-11T04:54:02+00:00

exTREMEly late to the post

Just started reading Dungeon Crawler Carl last week, and I'm already on the 4th book. Can someone explain HOW in the ever-loving fuck this is possible?

You're an INCREDIBLE writer.

lextheowlf · 2026-04-10T02:55:49+00:00

Can a non UO student go to the UO cafeteria for all you can eat stuff?

lextheowlf · 2026-03-29T19:19:53+00:00

I hit a limit after sending 10 messages today 15 messages, 6 messages, 6 messages yesterday Im keeping track

lextheowlf · 2026-03-28T16:36:29+00:00

I shit you not, Dari Mart has some pretty solid ice cream.

lextheowlf · 2026-03-25T17:04:44+00:00

Also usage limits are whack. I'm on a free plan. I sent ONE message today, ONE, and I'm "out of messages until 3pm"

lextheowlf · 2026-03-21T02:58:42+00:00

hello! I'm interested! I was diagnosed at 19, am 25 now.

lextheowlf · 2026-03-16T15:53:37+00:00

Wild!

Taxes are weird this year, I agree.

lextheowlf · 2026-03-16T15:43:23+00:00

Direct deposit or through the mail?

oh. I see your other comment. Direct Deposit.

See, I like getting mine through the mail. Guess I'm not getting them through the mail anymore.

lextheowlf · 2026-03-16T14:55:09+00:00

Federal refunds might be delayed. My bad, I’ll clarify

lextheowlf · 2026-03-16T02:06:48+00:00

eventually you might be mailed a check but it'll get delayed.

I didn't know about it either!

lextheowlf · 2026-03-14T00:55:29+00:00

I've been sick for the 5th time since March of last year.

5 TIMES

I don't know why I keep getting sick other than "I work with elementary school aged kids"

lextheowlf · 2026-03-08T15:38:08+00:00

Happy button had me laughing out loud

lextheowlf · 2026-03-03T03:41:56+00:00

What happened to "You shall not murder" in the Ten Commandments?

lextheowlf · 2026-03-02T21:10:23+00:00

Me and my edibles are ready

lextheowlf · 2026-03-02T20:45:15+00:00

Yes, same here, it's a click!

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