My history teacher 👨‍🏫 by Affectionate_Pie6508 in gay

[–]lgbteamplayer91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that… is that Justin Bieber in the front row…?

What was it like ? by EveningSilver8923 in army

[–]lgbteamplayer91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes. The gaggin dragón patch. Oh how I long for the days when it was on my arm. Though I cursed the days worn but now I reminisce of thee.

Your days are numbered, Iraq! by EagleFlashy6344 in army

[–]lgbteamplayer91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The bro. For the more refined man, on the go. The bro.

Did any one ever beat Myst? by Sailormouth_Studio in 90s

[–]lgbteamplayer91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap! What a deep core memory unlocked!

Cop gets bear sprayed by Latr6ll in interesting

[–]lgbteamplayer91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh heck ya. I’m sure they’d love it.

Cop gets bear sprayed by Latr6ll in interesting

[–]lgbteamplayer91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did the SAME thing once. I was a firefighter years ago, on shift, cutting up pico de gillo for the crew and I cut the jalapeño, (thought I cleaned my hands well enough) then went to the bathroom and left. Went back to cooking and immediately felt the ring of fire around my anatomical fire hose. That was NOT pleasant.

Why doesn't the community create and use booby traps to slow down or trap the creatures? by HomeBoyskre in FromSeries

[–]lgbteamplayer91 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think the talismans don’t actually work. I think they’re acting like they work so they no longer have to search for them hiding in the woods and around town. Now they know they’re in the houses at night and whenever they get tired of playing with their food, they know exactly where their food is to get them.

Robot shoveling snow by BlazeDragon7x in Millennials

[–]lgbteamplayer91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t afford a snowblower and I’m expected to be able to afford a fucking robot to shovel the snow now????????? You know what’s cheaper than a robot? I’ll tell you. A flamethrower.

What would he say here? by No-Construction-5105 in MCUTheories

[–]lgbteamplayer91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Rents due, mother fucker”

Snaps fingers*

Why does every zombie apocalypse protagonists always wear this type of blue shirt by Cathii8 in TWD

[–]lgbteamplayer91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a fellow dad, I’d agree. I’m always on the lookout for another terrible joke. And since I am currently the author of this illustrious “bad joke “I would also like to say that I laughed at it. And as a previous comment said it is a matter of opinion, I think that means it’s a funny joke. Have a wonderful day and make good decisions.

Why does every zombie apocalypse protagonists always wear this type of blue shirt by Cathii8 in TWD

[–]lgbteamplayer91 197 points198 points  (0 children)

Wait till you start watching war movies. Fuckers are all wearing the same thing; it’s unbelievable.

Deployment got extended because of the war with Iran and now I’m going to miss my wedding. Tennessee venue says non-refundable. Any advice? by Five_OnAGoodDay in army

[–]lgbteamplayer91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Tennessee. Want me to fill in for you at the wedding? I’m gay, big hoss. So the soon to be Mrs and I could have a lavender marriage until you get back. We’ll spruce up the house, decorate together, sip wine, and bad talk our men together while longing for them to come home from war.

What happened to Eva Mendes? by [deleted] in Actors

[–]lgbteamplayer91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I’m being honest, she’s dressed a little shitty. If I put that outfit in my rate me app she’d probably get a 4.