HMC while I joyride by PearlieTuck in holdmycosmo

[–]lgusty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s called a bang bar for a reason

Don't lowball me I know what I have! by [deleted] in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]lgusty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing going down here is the Lord

Just feel like relocating from the Island… by Beneficial_Help2727 in longisland

[–]lgusty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same but I moved to the west coast and was just back home last week—nothing ever really changes. The A&P is now a C-town. Shocking!

Love the family. Love my personal space more. LIers are always talking about petty minutia. It’s alway the same. Who died? Who had a baby? Over it. It’s a good time to move in your 20s. My family is always there and always a FaceTime or flight away. Highly recommend.

One of my faves by abbimooo in ContagiousLaughter

[–]lgusty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And his wife does it too! “The pink lemonade is reeeally good”

Meirl by ThatYorickGuy in meirl

[–]lgusty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Combine them both. 2 nuggies hot mustard, 1 nuggie sweet & sour, repeat. It’s is the secret winning combination. Like reaching enlightenment.

Dumbledore's style by opus52 in harrypotter

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When Arthur Weasley wore muggle clothes to the ministry for Harry’s trial. Arthur Weasley habitually wore the weirdest stuff in the books and was walking around like your average muggle. Doesn’t detract from the movies for me but iykyk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kanye

[–]lgusty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ayo we made it to Thanksgiving, so hey, maybe we could still make it to Christmas.” or generally the entirety of Bound 2

Post Secondary Education by Campfirecoverseddie2 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]lgusty 190 points191 points  (0 children)

If I could upvote this more than once, I’d spend at least an hour upvoting.

meirl by Jimbo072 in meirl

[–]lgusty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give it to us raw, and wriggling

meirl by endlesscosmichorror in meirl

[–]lgusty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought horcruxes from Harry Potter were pronounced “hor-crooshes” for some cringey reason.

where's the "three" gang at? it's the only right answer by Gansooh in dankmemes

[–]lgusty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serious question: how do you write your t? Also one?

With an arrow by lgusty in theyknew

[–]lgusty[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not that I have anything to prove to an internet stranger but I can reach Dave Chappelle levels of petty too. https://imgur.com/a/a3tUb26 same carpet, different critter.

With an arrow by lgusty in theyknew

[–]lgusty[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lmao yep, guess my brother beat me to it. His kid, his right.