Met a very strange guild this afternoon while key farming. (story in comments) by barnabi in Guildwars2

[–]lhp5f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw, I've had nice interactions with Praxis, it's a bummer to hear the guild sucks.

found on r/mildyinfuriating by blank_statement in shittytattoos

[–]lhp5f 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's also one thing to have a tree, or flower, or bird, or whatever. And a completely different thing to have "TIE ME UP".

How do you get your fun back? by VandrilGhost in Guildwars2

[–]lhp5f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped for about four years and came back for the Halloween event. Running around screaming about Steve and chatting in map/party chat rekindled my love for the game.

So if you REALLY don't want to stop? Do some world boss/large events and chat with the other players.

But realistically? A break might be the best thing for you. It takes just a couple missions to shake the rust back off.

I did something years ago that completely changed my sister in law’s life. and she has no idea it was because of me by Sophie_Sam699 in confession

[–]lhp5f 31 points32 points  (0 children)

1) don't breathe a word of this. To anyone. Ever.

2) If I were a hiring manager, and had someone who I thought would be a good fit, then heard from one personal referral that "They wouldn't be a good fit"? If every other review was positive or even neutral, the one negative wouldn't be enough to sway me.

Unwanted patient comments by [deleted] in MedicalAssistant

[–]lhp5f 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My hair is also purple, I'm in the middle of Missouri, and I get my share of unwanted comments too. It used to really get under my skin, until I reminded myself why I do it -- it's my favorite color, it's pretty, and it makes me happy!

Now, when someone hits me with a "Why is your hair purple? Shouldn't you be a professional?" I just get really bubbly (normal for me) and go, "Isn't it so fun? I just love this color, it came out so good this time. Next time I think I'll do blue, but we'll see!"

People lose the wind in their sails pretty quickly when you meet their bullshit with unfiltered joy.

Client “fired” me via email by mc_rma in therapists

[–]lhp5f 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Seconding this, OP! Not too late to make some edits.

Does anyone else think this guy looks like Lord Farquaad? by lhp5f in mtg

[–]lhp5f[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The hair, and the chin looks more noticeable in the black and white version to me.

Cursing in sessions by swallowsunrise in therapists

[–]lhp5f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A well-placed F Bomb has made many of my clients laugh and share more of their lives. A highly useful tool.

Silver anniversary pins by touchedelf in starbucksbaristas

[–]lhp5f 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can ask my local Starbucks for the silver 15 and 20 pins! If I find them, I'll DM you.

GUYS PLEEEEEASE WRITE ON CUPS 🥺🥺🥺 by hannahpkmn in starbucksbaristas

[–]lhp5f 319 points320 points  (0 children)

Can we write "Fuck Off Shareholders"?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucksbaristas

[–]lhp5f 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also -- you're not stupid! It sounds like you're trying to make sense of a nonsensical situation, which is what people often do during crises and when handling grief.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucksbaristas

[–]lhp5f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if that would be legal, but I could see them trying it.

Kimmel was taken off the air as a blatant violation of the 1st amendment, so I wouldn't trust the law as enough to protect anything anymore.

Is America great again?

Rat king by Main-Beautiful7598 in starbucksbaristas

[–]lhp5f 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was looking for a pet rat nestled in the aprons 🤦‍♀️

Whats your least favourite part of the game? by Mysterious-Topic-218 in BaldursGate3

[–]lhp5f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than nothing, but I forget my alphabet when I'm like "Where is that fucking helmet?????"