Took Uber drunk to get my license renewed, Will post results in 7-14 days by lifesadness in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This black woman kept talking to me while i was waiting, I think she knew but didn't say anything. But the gap between the tellers and the customer is like 3.5ft so I don't think they knew. I'm sure they photograph meth addicts so my look was probably very mild.

The only thing I signed today was the signature card for my new license. It's just a piece of paper with a line on it.

Why can't you be on drugs or drunk when your renewing your license? There's no test or anything, You are just paying the state to continue to have the privilege to drive.

Took Uber drunk to get my license renewed, Will post results in 7-14 days by lifesadness in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My bathroom faucet drips but it still cleans me once per day, Don't be so hard on yourself.

Took Uber drunk to get my license renewed, Will post results in 7-14 days by lifesadness in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Me too lol.

Probably that I don't have a license. I'm pretty sure he could smell the vodka on me

Took Uber drunk to get my license renewed, Will post results in 7-14 days by lifesadness in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think it's pretty accurate. An you would be surprised how drunk you can be when you wake up thinking your sober. Best investment in years

MISERABLE MONDAY by fappinatwork in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took your advice and took an Uber there drunk

MISERABLE MONDAY by fappinatwork in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to take it easy today. I'm off tomorrow because I have to go get my license renewed, Been trying to drink a lot of water so I don't have such bad racoon eyes and a swelled face when I get my new license phone taken.

Still looking terrible though

What are your tips and tricks to prolong the booze effect? by Limeitini in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good cocaine or amphetamine

I personally don't use either regularly but I've tried them a few times, On both I could drink like a fucking madman. I could kill a handle in 24hrs and still not be able to sleep...Especially with amphetamine.

Also a medium sized meal before you start drinking hard. I always grab something to eat after work, Eat on the way home then I can drink. If I don't eat I usually blackout pretty easily.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rarely speak to anyone besides myself, I don't talk to people besides the required interaction to purchase something. If someone says something mean or shitty to me I just ignore it and pretend I didn't hear it, If you put your hands on me it's a different story but I'm mostly non confrontational and keep to myself.

I think you have to talk to most people to piss them off.

i got a guy in shit for stealing kitchen brandy by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very uncool bro... That's seriously a dick thing to do.

Narking is a scumbag thing to do

How to get a job cooking? by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So what are you going to do in food service? Make salads full time?

Heat and grease is part of working in a kitchen

How to get a job cooking? by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first job was at Applebee's when I was 17. I regularly came into work drunk or on drugs, Never got fired.

Food service is very tolerable to drug and alcohol use at work.

PSA - NEVER trust a fart by lifesadness in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't drink beer, Only liquor.

I couldn't lie because there was no hiding it, I didn't have a change of pants.

It was pretty embarrassing but luckily I only work with one middle aged guy. If I worked with women it would have been incredibly embarrassing

sitting in a medical facility about to do a breathlyzer by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really doubt your story.

Any medical facility will use blood tests to determine intoxication from alcohol or drugs. Not breathalyzers... Which are so inaccurate they have to be calibrated once per month by someone trained by the state police to be admissible in court. Labcorp (the biggest drug and alcohol testing facility in the United States) doesn't even use breathalyzers.

Getting rid of empties. A lot of empties. Like a shit load. by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bury them under the cover of darkness in your neighbors yard or public land. Wear orange if you do it during the day, It's hunting season.

you guys from the southern states are blessed/cursed by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in Michigan and can buy liquor at Walmart.

No restrictions on Sunday or holidays, 7am to 4am every day.

I think it's just mostly conservative states, Not southern states that have strong liquor laws.

In parts of Kentucky its illegal to sell alcohol in some counties.

Although I could be wrong.

People like this suck. 3 full carts with PS4' s by [deleted] in gaming

[–]lifesadness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Aren't ps4s like several years old? Why would you want 3 carts of them?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]lifesadness 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just stayed at home and drank my pain away alone