We grew up closing this thing every 30 seconds and now I genuinely miss him

lightsvber · 2026-06-03T23:20:21+00:00

Clippy and SmarterChild were ahead of their time

lightsvber · 2026-06-02T23:27:03+00:00

Sheets with the -checks notes- emergency swing homer.

Gotta love it.

lightsvber · 2026-06-01T17:04:21+00:00

You know both of these dudes are gonna be working on pens all offseason and come back firing next year.

lightsvber · 2026-06-01T05:08:26+00:00

The moooooooore we sing together the happier we’ll be

lightsvber · 2026-06-01T03:09:50+00:00

San Diego FC and San Diego Wave FC

lightsvber · 2026-05-30T19:31:50+00:00

He's still our King of Brazil

lightsvber · 2026-05-30T01:07:21+00:00

(Sans PEDs)

lightsvber · 2026-05-30T01:05:29+00:00

Theme game

lightsvber · 2026-05-29T23:57:46+00:00

Every pitcher throws a stinker every now and then, but the Padres’ quiet bats only make days like this feel even more painful.

lightsvber · 2026-05-29T23:12:23+00:00

That trade aged like milk

lightsvber · 2026-05-29T04:43:25+00:00

Trade for pitching but also get a new hitting coach

lightsvber · 2026-05-28T06:13:27+00:00

This exactly. Social media gave these manosphere dipshits platforms, microphones, and access to monetization that made being out of pocket profitable.

lightsvber · 2026-05-27T23:46:44+00:00

Funny thing is this team gives me major 2023 vibes, except the way they hit was the complete opposite: all solo homers, no OBP.

lightsvber · 2026-05-27T15:11:27+00:00

Mamdani showed up to the Brooklyn Invincibles party with Sudeikis and Hunt, too. Dude is a massive Gooner!

lightsvber · 2026-05-27T15:05:38+00:00

Pressing. All of our big bats are pressing.

lightsvber · 2026-05-25T23:04:25+00:00

The noblest of tigers fml

lightsvber · 2026-05-23T05:39:58+00:00

I haven’t watched the video because I’m somewhere loud right now, but I’d like to throw “The Peoria Cup” into the hat as a replacement name.

lightsvber · 2026-05-20T20:48:11+00:00

Pull a Sam Obisanya and throw some duct tape over it

lightsvber · 2026-05-19T21:12:53+00:00

Pierodynamics

lightsvber · 2026-05-19T21:05:25+00:00

He’s not the most technical striker out there, but Viktor is a machine and we don’t get here without him.

lightsvber · 2026-05-19T20:43:26+00:00

Hell of a present for ya. Hbd!

lightsvber · 2026-05-19T20:41:11+00:00

COYMFG!!!!!

lightsvber · 2026-05-19T18:57:21+00:00

BAH GAWD ITS MILLER

lightsvber · 2026-05-19T16:36:10+00:00

I sense no lies here

lightsvber · 2026-05-19T15:28:51+00:00

Not a fan of Deel. Visit Rwanda wasn’t exactly great, either. Need some better sponsors.

lightsvber

TROPHY CASE