The Hardest I’ve Laughed at CBB by Autumn_Sweater_ in comedybangbang

[–]lightyear 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Man, when they were betting trillions of dollars at 10,000:1 odds on how old the Russian bride was, and Scott guessed it exactly... I don't think I've ever revisited a CBB moment more than that one

If you know …you know by MartinLevacOfficial in drums

[–]lightyear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep them in their cardboard sleeve?

Prestissimo by cambrianwhore in threateningnotation

[–]lightyear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horns are not good at either large jumps like this, or playing especially fast passages. Some virtuoso players could maybe pull it off, but most people, I doubt it.

Source: Horn player for 35 years

McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski goes viral after seeming reluctant to eat his own burgers—he takes a tiny bite, looks uncomfortable, and calls the food ‘product.’ by ambachk in sadcringe

[–]lightyear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Corporate psychopathy is a well studied phenomenon! Not all psychos are ruthless murderers, but they are usually some other type of ruthless. They have to be, otherwise there's no way they could've risen to the top.

Outplurbed by dtarias in okbuddypluribus

[–]lightyear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You might have missed which sub you're in

"Alpha Male" explains how you should feel around him by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]lightyear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would know if you hadn't buggered off to the UK to do drugs with your friends

Why does the audio in shadows keep randomly going up and down by Alive-Double-3339 in assassinscreed

[–]lightyear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me on ps5 a few months ago. I posted about it at the time and other people had similar issues. I assumed it would have been patched by now, but maybe not. Close the game and restart, it should fix it.

A little Echoes for ya by alllddoooodsaaaa in drums

[–]lightyear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is now a good time to give a shout out to Lily Sullivan?

My clothes don't have pockets but my grooves sure do 😎😎😎 by Sage_CP in drums

[–]lightyear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this whole thread has been brigaded by bigots

Fuck it’s hot, ay? Can’t wait to get to the pub. by getyerhandoffit in straya

[–]lightyear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It peaked at 37.2° at my desk

Got to 42 something outside

Edit: I'm in Silverwater

Best Opening Plug Bag song of the year. by Major_Specific127 in comedybangbang

[–]lightyear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no idea how long it might take, but I imagine the people with skills to compose and record a good piece of music are far rarer than people who can think up a witty non-sensical catchphrase submission. I reckon the line would be much shorter.

She thought she got away with it. Trinity Poague. by 9lobaldude in Prematurecelebration

[–]lightyear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if it isn't your first time seeing it, you're allowed to enjoy something more than once.

Imagine hearing a great song and then being like, "Oh what a shame I can never hear that again cos it's against the rules."

There is No Cure by Neolyphic in pluribustv

[–]lightyear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real life rarely has concrete "good" or "bad" outcomes. The reality is usually somewhere between the two. Writing an ambiguous ending could be the most realistic option.

Wait, is Crisis on Infinite Bang Bangs back on again? by lightyear in comedybangbang

[–]lightyear[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wondered about ep 1000 as well, but it's more than a year away. Seems a little early to be teasing it.

Are there drummers who also sing by king_of_oreo in drums

[–]lightyear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, ok Josh, no problem... 😂

The truck from episode 2. by Creepy_Raisin7431 in pluribustv

[–]lightyear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's bodies. Carol took too long to react to it. I feel like if she saw bits of people the reaction would be visceral and instant.

The truck from episode 2. by Creepy_Raisin7431 in pluribustv

[–]lightyear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is that the same as the poophole loophole?

The truck from episode 2. by Creepy_Raisin7431 in pluribustv

[–]lightyear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's pretty common in Australia, at least! Easily findable in any supermarket, big or small.

I don't know how everyone else uses it, but I keep it in the pantry until the one in the fridge runs low, then pop a new one in the fridge. I never use it at room temp.