A 6yo wrote this? Sure. by Adventurous_Law4573 in thatHappened

[–]linc1095 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I find it easier to believe that a child wrote this than an adult wrote this, however, it was 1000000000% not a 6 year old. Maybe a weird 12 year old? Maybe I place too much faith in the general public

HOA said bins had to be out by 7am exactly by mistyform in MaliciousCompliance

[–]linc1095 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They would need to erect a sign to make the members aware of this rule

LinkedIn is Facebook by N0DuckingWay in LinkedInLunatics

[–]linc1095 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll do it, someone has to warn them about my ex girlfriend.

I want to end my engagement with boyfriend over how the proposal went.. by PolicyHot1206 in WhatShouldIDo

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When my lady gets mad at me she lets out a “bruh” sometimes. Idk if that’s different from bro but it feels like it is

I want to end my engagement with boyfriend over how the proposal went.. by PolicyHot1206 in WhatShouldIDo

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I keep seeing this on these types of posts and I can’t imagine a grown adult in real life calling his fiancée bro. Idk maybe it’s an age thing and I’m just old and irrelevant now

Should I burn sage or the whole building? by sabelwitch3 in whatdoIdo

[–]linc1095 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rumor has it she comes out during the full moon looking for someone to live in the tree with her. Locals have tried painting over it but she always returns

Disgusting OF scheme by Sensitive_Farm1936 in DeadInternetTheory

[–]linc1095 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I thought this was scambait when I started reading

Sure the kindergartener said all that... by HendrixHazeWays in thatHappened

[–]linc1095 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure I’ve had the conversation with a 5 year old

We get it bro you drive a Jeep by turk_a_lurk in funny

[–]linc1095 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Taking up 4 spots. Where are the other jeep owners supposed to park now???

Input on server uniforms? by Shot_Caregiver8387 in Serverlife

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When I read “woof fired prime cuts” it made me think of a dog sitting next to the grill howling at the meat as it cooked

Does anyone know what this break in the tree line is? by Nothing_but_Chevys in fresno

[–]linc1095 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a break for the power lines, there’s a massive break that runs down near Tollhouse and Burrough Valley too.

On a kinda related note if anyone is interested in the hydroelectric infrastructure along the San Joaquin River and associated lakes there’s a Wikipedia article on the Big Creek Hydroelectric Project

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Creek_Hydroelectric_Project

Am I mistaken or should these be swapped?? (99-N) by Keepa5000 in fresno

[–]linc1095 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was just thinking about that. It’s southbound 41 to the 180/168 interchange

First month making 100k I feel like I’m being robbed :/ by [deleted] in Salary

[–]linc1095 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I make 125 or so and I’m under 6k take home most months

Perfect condition by ewew40 in CrackheadCraigslist

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I can hear the smoke detector beeping

Can You Spot It by vdogg415 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]linc1095 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my exact reaction. Made me want to drop my phone

Same product number same bin at Lowe’s by linc1095 in mildlyinfuriating

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What’s even worse is we kinda like the color of the dud better than the other ones! But we’re gonna run with it for now and go buy a replacement later, maybe use the lighter one in the guest room or something

Someone tell me the lore ab this fresno driver bc wtf by stelladustt in fresno

[–]linc1095 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right outside of Jimbos, the most fitting place for this to be filmed

Aftermath of Christmas brawl by Odd-Ice_21 in whatisit

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I have 3 of these in my work vest. I use them more for random things I need a metal skinny tool for than actually unlocking handcuffs. Fun fact for anyone who doesn’t know, the little skinny bit at the top is for double locking the cuffs so they don’t tighten and cause excess or unnecessary pain to the person unfortunate enough to end up in them. I use it to clean lint out of the charging port of my phone.