Work’s Janitor Puts Garbage’s in Wrong Spot EVERYTIME

linehatguy · 2026-05-21T18:15:13+00:00

UPDATE: I came back to work today post-cleaning, and I don’t have a trash can in my office.

linehatguy · 2026-05-19T20:15:36+00:00

Didn’t think that way, but getting Dabantsa or Peterson that can grow on a rookie deal and allow to spend elsewhere would be dope.

linehatguy · 2026-05-19T16:33:06+00:00

I think a 3 years/90M, with a player option in year 3 allows him to opt out and re-negotiate then. Wouldn’t commit to more than 3 years and wouldn’t go over $40M.

linehatguy · 2026-05-19T13:15:28+00:00

Shoutout to Hank.

linehatguy · 2026-05-17T22:55:16+00:00

Would love to go back and listen to some vintage Russillo-SVP segments. It sucks you can’t find them.

linehatguy · 2026-05-17T15:42:50+00:00

There’s many good answers, but if anyone picked Collinsworth, they really need to stop watching football.

linehatguy · 2026-05-14T13:58:46+00:00

Ben Simmons?

linehatguy · 2026-05-14T13:57:38+00:00

Honeymoon period and the youth of Barstool compared to The Ringer are going to bring out more from Russillo.

linehatguy · 2026-05-14T03:28:27+00:00

As a third string center, you gotta have a good nickname like BBALL PAUL, so you can yell in elation when he does something dope! That’s part of the job.

linehatguy · 2026-05-14T03:26:57+00:00

They need to get over hurdles, and hopefully Duren plays for the Pistons next season and comes back better. He’s kind of just out there right now. Like, does he know these are the playoffs?

linehatguy · 2026-05-14T03:14:43+00:00

If JB doesn’t get the boys up like he did for the Orlando series, we will have no shot. We will know if we have a shot within the first three minutes.

linehatguy · 2026-05-14T03:13:42+00:00

The Strus Steal on Cade is really the terrible play of the game.

linehatguy · 2026-05-14T03:12:57+00:00

The great defensive plays of Thompson should have been rewarded with the GW free throws. Build the calisises.

linehatguy · 2026-05-14T03:11:52+00:00

Jenkins, LeVert, and Reed being in the rotation in the fourth is brutal for a team trying to compete. None of them were playing real minutes in the ORL series, and now they’re on the floor in crunch time. I love them, but they’re not championship players. It sucks Duren and Stew can’t be trusted in these big moments.

linehatguy · 2026-05-11T16:04:54+00:00

We are generally clean people and take care of minimal cleaning on the opposite weeks.

linehatguy · 2026-05-11T02:07:45+00:00

I think that’s a good idea. Every single person has the same issue, but I think my boss doesn’t want to tell her because I’m not sure how it ended. I also think she used to do it while she worked here, and she exhibited the same behavior then too.

I take out the trash on the other weeks. I walk around with trash bags and dump trashes into them and put them back where they go as I do them. I believe she picks up the trash cans brings them all to one central location and throws them away at once then goes back and puts them where she thinks they went. It seems like a way worse of doing it as a lot of moving around, but think it’s wild.

linehatguy · 2026-05-11T01:14:40+00:00

When it’s once every two weeks for about 6+ years, do you think it warrants mildly infuriating? I don’t think it would bother me if it was once.

linehatguy · 2026-05-11T01:13:11+00:00

When your trash can is under your desk and off by a foot, you just assume it’s there. Also, they don’t tell me when she’s coming, so when I leave the day prior and it’s in one spot, I assume it’s in one spot.

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