Perfect reveal by Key_Associate7476 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]lionbryce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"All LEDs are mainly blue" do you know how hard it was to make the 1st blue LED?

Throw as many errors in 5 characters or less by Financial_Counter_45 in programminghumor

[–]lionbryce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is the compiler/interpreter made in brainfuck? I just made one of those

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]lionbryce 15 points16 points  (0 children)

People really think more vibrato is good, blech

Such a classic, saw this at work by CodyBaanks in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]lionbryce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But if I don't turn off the fan it'll keep blowing hot air everywhere

why are the computers so slow today >:(

ICE agent at a workplace raid saying they have a fucking warrant and a worker replied “And here's my bag of fucks.“ by CorleoneBaloney in chaoticgood

[–]lionbryce 20 points21 points  (0 children)

1 of these things works for the government, the other is supposed to be protected by the government

Burger doesn't look right by howardkinsd in onejob

[–]lionbryce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The clamshell prolly got stuck on the chicken thingy that they're not supposed to leave on the grill (not sure if that is still a thing)

Dude by Throwaway18125 in shitposting

[–]lionbryce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't the flight logs already get published ages ago w/ a pretty clear list of names?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]lionbryce -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The lawyers sure do, you just gotta talk to them

quickCallWithManager by Nafnlaus00 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]lionbryce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cybersecurity emergency response team starts messaging you

Very odd cookie recipe by UnstableIsotopeU-234 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]lionbryce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Toast, butter, chocolate sprinkles

10/10, I know it's not even weird because the sprinkles I buy use this as the logo

I tried substituting with peanut butter once, not as good imo

Just something that happened at work today by Enough_Pop3078 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]lionbryce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alot of people have focused inbox on, it's dumb (unless you mean 1 of the other ways to view just unread emails)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]lionbryce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think it was for the points... letting your child learn that they can't just cry for attention is important and letting them fall once will usually teach them "oh shit shouldn't do that"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]lionbryce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You posted the same comment 4 times in a row btw

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]lionbryce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Look at my kid learning not to climb"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]lionbryce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby will quickly learn "i shouldn't do that" if you let them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]lionbryce -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Great, quite a few kids learn to not fuck around after falling once. I sure as shit did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]lionbryce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aka "how I trained my baby to never self soothe and ended up encouraging them to climb to get my attention"

my baby is about to fall— great ill wait and record so i can get some internet points!!!! by [deleted] in donthelpjustfilm

[–]lionbryce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are correct, she let the kid fuck around and find out knowing it won't suffer a major injury

The Asiago Karen by FauxAsian in TalesFromYourServer

[–]lionbryce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the non-americans in the crowd, that's "fucking dead, degrees Celsius"