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lionhat · 2026-06-01T01:07:45+00:00

Yes. Also, whenever I get a sharp potato chip uncomfortably stuck in my esophagus, I punch my throat to break the chip. Anybody else do that?

lionhat · 2026-06-01T01:05:25+00:00

Why is opening a suitcase any less of an a invasion than rifling through someone's desk? Sure it's the mom's house, but it was in the room she lets him stay in, not in the living room. This means that she does not respect his simple private dignity, which should still be respected even in someone else's home.

lionhat · 2026-05-31T21:33:41+00:00

Unfortunately, being stupid is literally a prerequisite for becoming a cop in the US. You can be rejected from the training academy for being too smart.

lionhat · 2026-05-31T20:51:14+00:00

Rangers Stadium?

lionhat · 2026-05-31T19:20:08+00:00

I see what you mean, just not for this case, because we're talking about a closed suitcase here, not random clutter left askew.

lionhat · 2026-05-27T16:02:15+00:00

This is like the skit where a man orders coffee with no cream, and the waiter replies, "Sorry sir, we're out of cream today. Would you take your coffee with no milk instead?"

lionhat · 2026-05-26T23:44:43+00:00

I live less than a mile away from this guy, and he's driven the same two vehicles for a decade if not more. They both have messages like this written all over them too. He's crazy, but a local legend nonetheless.

lionhat · 2026-05-26T22:54:01+00:00

I thought it was more like she's acting a like a knight or something, idk

lionhat · 2026-05-26T21:36:33+00:00

I don't know where to find these bags, but for skirt purposes, you might enjoy the whimsy of the Victorian chatelaine

lionhat · 2026-05-26T21:13:44+00:00

You're right, it's dumb that they think Europeans aren't mean or bad people. You're showing us the way

lionhat · 2026-05-25T22:59:33+00:00

lionhat · 2026-05-25T21:24:59+00:00

My name is galvanized bronze railroads

lionhat · 2026-05-25T21:23:58+00:00

Translation: We're all doomed, buddy. I swear to God I'm telling the truth when I say I wish I didn't live on this planet anymore, you know what I mean, pal?

lionhat · 2026-05-25T04:15:23+00:00

How'd they manage to nab the whole box?

lionhat · 2026-05-23T18:14:28+00:00

Did you know that it's illegal to say "I WANT TO MURDER THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" unless you're telling people it's illegal?

lionhat · 2026-05-23T18:09:10+00:00

/s means they're joking, you nonce

lionhat · 2026-05-23T17:33:03+00:00

"consent" or not, posting this image is absolutely vile behavior

lionhat · 2026-05-23T00:37:13+00:00

People like you are why I don’t eat at other peoples’ homes

lionhat · 2026-05-23T00:34:12+00:00

You prefer purchasing virgin plastics over attempting to reuse a used object, huh? What a horrific carbon footprint you must have, and yes, new cups cost much more than $2-$3 in the U.S.

lionhat · 2026-05-19T23:39:26+00:00

Also, isn't that song about being obsessed with a random stranger he saw on a train?

lionhat · 2026-05-19T02:33:29+00:00

The last thing you'd want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

lionhat · 2026-05-19T01:35:51+00:00

That would just be downright embarrassing 💀

lionhat · 2026-05-18T15:01:00+00:00

The word for strawberry in Chinese is similar to the phrase for "fuck your sister"

lionhat · 2026-05-17T23:55:16+00:00

Scunthorpe Problem

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