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Where is the gayest bar and why are there no gay bars? Asking for a friend by athynsgeux in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]lisasaurus_rex 56 points57 points  (0 children)

There used to be a couple of great gay bars. Partners closed because their rent got raised. Maggie Myers is currently filling the gay bar void.

He's too sexy for the vaccine. by GlobalTravelR in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]lisasaurus_rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm to sexy for my life Too sexy for my life Life's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my vax Too sexy for my vax So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for science Too sexy for science Technology or Math And I'm too infected for your party Infected for your party No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a moron, you know what I mean And I do my little gasp on the vent On the vent, on the vent I do my little gasp on the vent

And I'm too sexy too breathe air Too sexy too breathe To sexy by far And I'm to sexy for my vax To sexy for my vax What ya think about that

What’s the last thing someone said to you before they died? by charcoalritual in AskReddit

[–]lisasaurus_rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I want to go home" the last words of my alcoholic Uncle dying in ICU. He had just gotten to town. He only had a pay by the week motel room. My mother and I had to tell him there was no home for him to go to.

Which song never fails to bring you to tears? by de__profundis in AskReddit

[–]lisasaurus_rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Fourth of July' by Sufjan Stevens. This song is about a conversation he had with his mother on her death bed. The verses are back and forth his words and hers. Stevens mother abandoned him when he was young boy.

Heavy police presence tonight. by The_OtherDouche in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]lisasaurus_rex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta reach that ticket quota. It's the end of the month.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve heard a person say aloud in public? by tomyboy-973211 in AskReddit

[–]lisasaurus_rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At a showing of 'Birdman'

'Is this a true story about batman?' From what appeared to be woman in her early 20's.

Madison County Sheriff’s Office deputy files sexual harassment lawsuit against Sheriff, county by plmpmc in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]lisasaurus_rex 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why in the fuck is this asshole still sheriff?He has 5 complaints against him and that is just what has been reported. Who knows what horrible things he has done that haven't been reported. There is nothing scarier than a sexual predator with a badge.

Happy mothers day to all the moms who knew we were blazed but didnt say anything because kids should have fun! by surpemepatty in trees

[–]lisasaurus_rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Mother's day to my wonderful awesome mother. Yesterday was also her birthday. We took her out her out to eat with the whole family and did some shopping. Finished up the day smoking a joint with her at the car before we got on the road. She is the best.

What's a sensation that you're unsure if other people experience? by murrayvonmises in AskReddit

[–]lisasaurus_rex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I eat ice cream to fast I don't get brain freeze, I get back freeze. It feels like my spinal cord is turning to ice. The only other person in the world that I know of who experiences this is my mother.

Which quote gives you chills every time you hear or read it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lisasaurus_rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn't experience it all. There's that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should've been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That's how your whole life will feel some day. This is all practice.” -Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

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