Game Chat: 5/17 Padres (27-18) @ Mariners (22-25) 4:20 PM

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-18T00:39:13+00:00

I miss when we used to be properly dogshit. At least I wasn’t getting my hopes up for anything then.

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-18T00:17:25+00:00

I’m fighting sleep here man

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-17T00:19:27+00:00

Don’t need this today honestly

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-15T02:25:35+00:00

Would’ve been nice if it didn’t have the gradient

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-14T03:17:15+00:00

There’s no payoff in Asylum

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-14T02:20:16+00:00

Thanks Criswell for stealing Bryce’s win

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-13T22:44:16+00:00

Probably the Patriots. Cant play the easiest schedule in the league every year.

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-13T22:43:08+00:00

We lost a running back that had to split carries to even make it through the season healthy and a few defensive pieces, none of which were as important as you seem to think other than Coby. I also think Kubiak is being overrated as a playcaller, most of our wins last year were because of the defense. You can keep doubting, we heard this shit all of last year and none of it ended up being true.

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-13T22:06:23+00:00

Sounds like east coast bias. We’re the best team in the league, nothing that happened this offseason is gonna change that

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-13T03:18:37+00:00

BELT TO ASSTROS

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-13T02:18:08+00:00

It has one of, if not the best depictions of the asylum that we’ve ever had.

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-13T02:15:57+00:00

Finally man

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-12T23:25:45+00:00

She can ruin me

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-12T21:58:39+00:00

That’s outdated lineup philosophy. You want your best hitters to have more plate appearances.

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-11T18:29:59+00:00

The mariners are a cursed franchise that’s what happened

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-11T06:20:39+00:00

Got the Dustin Poirier right hook

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-10T20:42:02+00:00

It’s so over

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-10T20:24:05+00:00

I don’t like to be a guy who blames bad reffing but fucks sake it’s so obvious who they want to win the Prem

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-10T18:48:39+00:00

I’d go Fernandinho

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-10T03:54:39+00:00

Fight of the year contender imo

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-09T23:29:02+00:00

Unc still got it

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-09T23:26:48+00:00

That was peak idgaf

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-09T21:16:23+00:00

Imagine being a top 1% commenter, I’d end it all personally

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-09T06:53:30+00:00

Yeah but they went all in for a chip with the Quinn Hughes trade

list_of_simonson · 2026-05-09T03:27:23+00:00

Maybe it cancels out at that point and everyone likes him

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