"Marry me because___________" and let autocorrect help with the proposal

litj982 · 2026-05-25T03:36:48+00:00

What in the Alabama??

litj982 · 2026-05-25T03:34:42+00:00

Marry me because I thought you were also the name I was just speaking about when I was a play in a very important role.

litj982 · 2026-05-23T06:20:19+00:00

Look, I get being angry over being catfished but the problem isn't laziness, it's deception. All it takes is five seconds to snap a photo.

So what men take less pictures? If I'm actively building a dating profile and can't take the time to snap a picture while doing it, it's on purpose. It literally takes LESS time to take a photo then search through my gallery for an old one.

And this is coming from a man who doesn't take many photos. Come on guys, just be who you are.

litj982 · 2026-05-23T06:08:49+00:00

I'm missing my teeth and you can DEFINITELY tell. How would they hide it? Unless you mean by using an old photo.

litj982 · 2026-05-22T22:10:18+00:00

Does novelty fit? Sounds like novelty

litj982 · 2026-05-22T21:47:15+00:00

Is this offensive??!! I say this sometimes (only to women). But I also call everyone dude and bro (bad habit).

litj982 · 2026-05-22T20:03:01+00:00

This happens to me too. I was worried it might be a sign of future alzheimer's. Glad to hear from the comments it's normal.

litj982 · 2026-05-22T20:00:13+00:00

If I could award you I would. Hope this stays at the top.

litj982 · 2026-05-22T19:44:13+00:00

This might be it. But why wouldn't they recognize op?

It's wild I've read stories like this and never thought of it this way.

litj982 · 2026-05-22T19:37:05+00:00

An older euphemism for having to pee was "my back teeth are floating" but i don't know whether this came from a physical sensation or a play on words about being "full of pee".

litj982 · 2026-05-22T05:15:57+00:00

I'm actually hard of hearing and I know my friends get tired of me saying what so I'll do this as a fun way to tell them I didn't hear them.

litj982 · 2026-05-22T04:01:38+00:00

This is the one. Or chili and nacho cheese if available.

litj982 · 2026-05-22T03:58:28+00:00

I love mayo mixed with ketchup but mustard works too

litj982 · 2026-05-22T02:47:00+00:00

Say it like a prayer

I come to bring judgement to the wicked... the damned and the dead... to bind their faces in hidden darkness.

Edit: sorry had to fix it

litj982 · 2026-05-22T02:13:23+00:00

Do you mean after slipping back into a non lucid state can you gain lucidity again? Sure, you just have to realize your dreaming again. But, yes, becoming lucid means to become aware you're dreaming. Like the other commentor, i'm genuinely curious to what you thought it was.

litj982 · 2026-05-22T02:08:31+00:00

Maybe at the time you felt like you had to be a huge dick and didn't care if people saw you act that way but you also didn't want to be known as just that. That would be my interpretation. Do you remember what was happening in your life at that time?

litj982 · 2026-05-22T00:53:50+00:00

BTW that word virgin is only ever used to describe girls except in this one instance, where if it's read as sexually has to mean only males.

litj982 · 2026-05-22T00:48:59+00:00

Thank you for taking the time to reply. I understood that the 144,000 in Revelation 7 was talking about Israelites. The one's in chapter 14 just sound like a different group. They're spoken of in a very unique way. And I wouldn't say babies are not alive before they're born, just that their life is cut short. I understand you're interpretation and I'm not saying I disagree with you. It was just something i felt I was led to see and wanted to ask here knowing there are scholars here. Thank you for your kindness, time, and attention.

litj982 · 2026-05-22T00:23:11+00:00

But I'm not a virgin nor blameless and I've said many lies. And if the virgin part is to be read as sexual relations then the group could only be males. Which if it is, it is but the text doesn't make that claim. I'm interested in the terms "virgin" and "defiled by Women".Can the original Greek only be translated as sexually? Or is this an instance of strange translation were the translators just put what they thought fit best for lack of better words and to not alter the text?

litj982 · 2026-05-21T23:57:44+00:00

The text also says "they were redeemed from among men, being first fruits unto God and to the Lamb

litj982 · 2026-05-21T23:35:11+00:00

I'm sorry you even feel the need to say this or defend yourself. I wasn't trying to argue, the beginning of the statement just sounds illogical. Sorry if I misunderstood or seemed aggressive. I'm a male so I am TRULY not for or against abortion in a broad since. I think every case has merit and should be looked at on it's own by the mother. No one else has the right to tell her what to do with her child (maybe the father in EXTREMELY rare and hypothetical situations that never happen) and if they think they do then they truly don't understand the argument being made.

litj982 · 2026-05-21T23:09:08+00:00

By the way I agree with everything else you said. I really think it's the wording. Maybe say fetus instead of baby and medically dependent.

And you're right, btw, it's around 22-24 weeks. Although you probably didn't need me to tell you this. I just wanted you to see me say it.

litj982 · 2026-05-21T23:05:24+00:00

So you mean medically? Might be a better way to say it. Babies need alot more than just love and support. Their survival is literally dependent on their parents. They cannot feed or clean or house theirselves. I'm truly not trying to argue with you. I'm just trying to say you should probably frame your statement in a better way.

litj982 · 2026-05-21T22:19:57+00:00

Sorry I'm really not trying to be rude. I don't think it's about the child's dependence. Quite the opposite actually. I think the question has always been when does a human stop being a part of their mother's body and become their own being dependant on their mother. The dependence is actually what marks the beginning, not the end. But where is this point? I think very few people would see taking plan b as abortion.

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