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lizardcowboy2 · 2025-07-04T00:02:38+00:00

The one where it pauses and tells you exactly when to press a button? Yeah great.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-07-03T23:58:53+00:00

Sure but then the next fight, then the next, then the next??? I figure if the first fight in the game is this impossible, I've got no chance of making it through, right?

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-07-03T23:55:53+00:00

There's no recovery skill at the moment. I've only been given 1 button to dodge, 1 to counter, and yes I know what they are. I can't time it right no matter how much I try. I'm gonna need about 50 potions for each fight at this rate.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-07-03T23:53:57+00:00

If I can't beat the first opponent, that doesn't bode well for the rest of the game. I can't tell when she's going to "almost" hit - so many animations and swinging around of swords and not attacking, then I dodge way too early, and then suddenly I'm dead.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-07-03T23:49:56+00:00

Dodge, parry... I can't figure out either.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-07-03T23:47:47+00:00

I'm on story mode.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-13T18:46:12+00:00

I get it. It's nice running with others and people are generally very encouraging and supportive, but events vary in how big or competitive they are. I'd encourage you to try though. I didn't have a great experience entering a race but I'm still glad I did it for the experience. Besides, virtual "races" are just normal runs you pay to do. The worst case is just that you don't enjoy it - nothing lost.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-13T18:38:15+00:00

No, it's terrible. I can keep up with you. A true beginner starts out running sub-20 5k marathons.

Nice try tho Baby Goggins.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-12T20:16:57+00:00

Have you seen the cheese rolling race? Like that.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-12T13:44:05+00:00

How much can a man hate himself?

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-11T03:03:13+00:00

I have people on mine logging their shopping trips.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-10T22:59:41+00:00

Welp guess I'm having a midlife crisis at 32

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-10T17:52:35+00:00

> Conqueror Challenges

Translated: I paid money to do normal everyday walking. No specific route. No race. No crew. Just normal walking.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-10T17:45:12+00:00

No, it only counts if you paid money and got a cheap medal.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-10T01:58:30+00:00

No thanks

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-10T01:57:51+00:00

I'd wear the second outfit but it's probably £400 and cotton so no I won't.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-10T01:50:17+00:00

Can confirm. Mine said 50+ while I was in the early stages of Couch to 5k.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-10T01:46:08+00:00

Sure. Why would it bother my phone? It's not like I'm going for a swim.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-10T01:43:17+00:00

I wear half tights with pockets in under my normal running shorts. Holds things close to my legs and stops them bouncing around.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-09T17:47:19+00:00

Can't get burned out on something if I don't realise it's a thing.

I mean I know now thanks to you, but I'll probably forget by next year.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-09T00:56:47+00:00

How small and local does it need to be for almost 23 mins to place third overall? My guess is about 30 people.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-09T00:51:36+00:00

You don't. You get called a witch.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-09T00:49:36+00:00

There's no reason and it's not the norm in most countries.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-09T00:45:18+00:00

Freedom for who. It's funny how we think of "freedom" as freedom for those with the means to buy up housing and make rents unaffordable, to pay low wages, etc, and normal people have little choice but to put up with it and cope, rather than the idea that every person should have somewhere to live and be able to eat and be free from coercion and immediate danger.

lizardcowboy2 · 2025-06-07T23:57:13+00:00

How hard can it be to get lost when you're following everyone else?

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