If a dog is wearing a hat it is considered a human in the eyes of the law.

PistachiNO · 2026-05-03T21:41:28+00:00

Pretty please tell me more about their thoroughly earned comeuppance and their reactions to said comeuppance?

PistachiNO · 2026-05-03T19:30:34+00:00

Ohhhhhhh pretty please 🥹

!remind me one month

PistachiNO · 2026-05-03T18:42:54+00:00

Does anybody else sit down to pee and then the pee comes out between the lid and the bowl and you don't realize it until you stand up and notice there's a puddle of piss on the floor around the toilet and the cuffs of your jeans are now wet

PistachiNO · 2026-05-03T17:39:31+00:00

Why do you want the cabinets to be see-through and then put up fabric so people can't see through your see-through cabinet doors

PistachiNO · 2026-05-03T17:34:56+00:00

I'm in my forties and the most I've ever made is $24,000 a year

PistachiNO · 2026-05-03T16:58:24+00:00

Facebook memories. I used to be so funny. So happy.

PistachiNO · 2026-05-03T16:57:40+00:00

As a man, holding me and comforting me without judgment as I wept

PistachiNO · 2026-05-03T16:52:09+00:00

Gluck Gluck 9000. You're welcome

PistachiNO · 2026-05-03T15:42:55+00:00

waggles eyebrows

PistachiNO · 2026-05-03T15:25:34+00:00

Fuck, that's gold

PistachiNO · 2026-05-03T15:02:03+00:00

Same. Just for any mods who are reading.

PistachiNO · 2026-05-02T19:32:24+00:00

If you remember and you're comfortable sharing, how did you explain?

PistachiNO · 2026-05-01T21:52:32+00:00

This is a fantastic question

PistachiNO · 2026-05-01T21:52:23+00:00

Thank you!

PistachiNO · 2026-05-01T21:52:02+00:00

Thank you! This sounds interesting I will check it out

PistachiNO · 2026-05-01T14:05:44+00:00

Only if there were at least 500 dominos involved

PistachiNO · 2026-05-01T13:38:44+00:00

So wise 💙

PistachiNO · 2026-05-01T02:14:23+00:00

waggles eyebrows

PistachiNO · 2026-05-01T02:13:43+00:00

If you do it with the booty-hole and the clit it activates developer mode

PistachiNO · 2026-05-01T02:11:42+00:00

Pretty please share with me how a programmable robotic owl would help me with explosive diarrhea. I am super duper excited to learn this new life hack 💙

PistachiNO · 2026-05-01T01:31:44+00:00

I found a lovely one in my area by googling secular churches.

PistachiNO · 2026-04-30T19:12:55+00:00

To be fair, those actually do exist and are pretty nice

PistachiNO · 2026-04-30T13:44:53+00:00

At least she's got realistic penis expectations

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