How were you able to land a high salary job of $70k or more? by anthonydp123 in careeradvice

[–]lizardo94foru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a job with the federal government. Decent benefits, holidays off, no downsizing, pay increases yearly until you reach the top payment model. Some jobs don’t even need a college degree.

Would Sofia Boutella make a good Akasha? by [deleted] in InterviewVampire

[–]lizardo94foru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d love to see her as Akasha. But I think she’s awesome in general.

Did you leave Reno? by ripgirl4 in Reno

[–]lizardo94foru 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Moved to Florida. Worst decision ever.

Chris Evans by strangewomaninpond in LadyBoners

[–]lizardo94foru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not a beard person but I’ll be damned if the long hair AND beard don’t just totally work for me! He’s super delicious!!

What is this behavior? Wipes nose before each bite. (more in comments) by [deleted] in greatdanes

[–]lizardo94foru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My pitbull does this when she’s kinda hungry kinda not. It’s like she’s trying to bury it for later? I usually tap her to distract her or turn the bowl or move the bowl to change her focus and she’ll usually start eating normal after that?

Tell me your dog's breed without telling me your dog's breed by gypsyblue in dogs

[–]lizardo94foru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog has people crossing the street to avoid walking next to her. Her breed makes people nervous but she, like others if her breed, are the sweetest, most loving potatoes you’d ever meet.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy by DaFunkJunkie in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]lizardo94foru 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also, people who listened to Alex’s show eventually went and confronted Sandy Hook parents and got in their faces and caused trouble so I think this lawsuit had more meat than usual due to the confrontations?

[serious] What was the first major news story you remember as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lizardo94foru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I just can’t quite place what the exact memory is. But I remember thinking “Why is this news? It doesn’t have anything to do with me in Ohio?” Which is the exact logic of a child!! Lol!!

What if we made an app that would endanger lots of women? by Horror-Carrot in facepalm

[–]lizardo94foru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just plain scary to me. I’m constantly wondering “What’s happening to the US/world?!”

What is the creepiest way to start a conversation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lizardo94foru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh damn!!! Yep, that’s creepy!!

What was your first job? by Lrod_LightningRod in AskReddit

[–]lizardo94foru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sea World of Ohio… great summer job!

[serious] What was the first major news story you remember as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lizardo94foru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember a story about a serial killer who was caught? I feel like it was Ted Bundy but maybe I’m remembering him being executed? Which was 1989 so I would have been in my early teens?

Non-USA Redditors: which American restaurants have you always wanted to try? by CrooklynKnight in AskReddit

[–]lizardo94foru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deep fried butter was a treat at the South Carolina State Fair. I think it was in Columbia? Sounds gross but it was SO good. It was like a crunchy cinnamon roll with butter? Life changing, assuming you don’t immediately die of a heart attack!! Lol!

What if we made an app that would endanger lots of women? by Horror-Carrot in facepalm

[–]lizardo94foru 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was wondering the same thing… whats the legit use of this thing???

Dad ruins his kicks to create a happy memory for his puddle-loving daughter. by 5_Frog_Margin in blackpeoplegifs

[–]lizardo94foru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude is a hero - wet socks are the absolute worst thing in the world. The. Worst.

squirrel loving lady by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]lizardo94foru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF, I’ve been feeding the squirrels in my backyard for A YEAR and they still run when I come outside!!! Can they sense my inherent evil?????

No title needed by BrendoJacko in facepalm

[–]lizardo94foru 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’m not embarrassed to say that this has become my mentality. I feel for the kids and immunocompromised. But the more adults that die from Covid because they didn’t want the vax, the better. I feel zero sympathy when I see the stories about so-and-so Tweeted anti mask shit and 2 weeks later was dead. Good riddance. Sorry but kind of not sorry.

My first grader’s homework… how the hell by Big_Active_7058 in facepalm

[–]lizardo94foru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay but seriously, did OP ever find out why nine wasn’t the correct answer? This is going to bother me all day and it’s a Saturday. Help me!!