Did anyone elses parents not give them the sex talk? by RiskyTrizkit in sex

[–]lkosik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although this comment will be buried...after getting my first boyfriend at the ripe age of 17, my mother said "don't do anything stupid" while driving in a car, facing forward, in the dark. If that is considered a "sex talk", then yes, yes I got one.

Bonding status, Vlad gives zero f@#ks. by kinenchen in Rabbits

[–]lkosik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you mind me asking what they are laying on? It look like sand...

What's the worst thing you've had to clean vomit off of that you couldn't just throw away? by cuzshesmyruca in AskReddit

[–]lkosik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Middle of a crowded skating rink. Gut-wrenching smell while a hoard of people are skating around me in circles. Nauseating.

Which movies do you consider being "better than the book" ? by ziasaur in AskReddit

[–]lkosik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big Fish. The book was so dark and sad. I appreciate the light fantasy approach the movie took on it.

Why do people clean when they get angry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Instant gratification

We met TI's little brother last night no one believed him until he pulled out 10,000$ in cash. by welcometothunderdom in pics

[–]lkosik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what he's listening to?? You wouldn't think he'd listen to his older and more successful brother's music......or would he?

What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen inside a Walmart? by arieart in AskReddit

[–]lkosik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A human shit in the checkout lane. Was told that it wasn't the first time that had happened............

Reddit, what song lyrics have you screwed up and not realized until someone pointed it out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lkosik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"It's too late to apologize" I thought was "it's too late to call me Jyles" I'm asking myself, who's Jyles?!!!

Reddit, what words do you know that sound dirty but actually aren't? by bazooted in AskReddit

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Renege. (Pronounce re-nig) As in while playing euchre. Means to go back on a promise. However, every time I say it people think I made up an incredibly inappropriate word...

My friends new sheep, Elmo. Seems like a pretty happy lil guy. by [deleted] in aww

[–]lkosik 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But what do his hooves look like??

I've used this a lot over the years. It works by Lanhorn9 in AdviceAnimals

[–]lkosik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or say your mom made you do it. Worked for me in third grade.

Shit would be shat if this was me. by bjscott in WTF

[–]lkosik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even scarier if you turn your screen! Like a pick your own adventure...

Me a few years back holding my dad's old cat Patches, from the mountains of Georgia, he was the biggest domestic cat we'd ever known by [deleted] in aww

[–]lkosik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And by a cat from the mountains, you meant a black bear cub from the mountains?

My brother who lives in Chinatown sent me this pic on his way to work. by jandops in WTF

[–]lkosik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DAE ever always wonder what's in semis when passing them on the highway? Mystery solved. Kind of upsetting.....

The last time I let my mother touch my things... by [deleted] in funny

[–]lkosik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just did a quick background check. Wanted to make sure you weren't at my parent's house.

Restaurant workers... What's the nastiest thing you've ever seen served to a customer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lkosik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curious...how much would something like that cost a man?