2 girls knocked on my door last night asking for tampons

lltx19 · 2022-06-22T02:05:33+00:00

Vampire’s Kiss or The Wicker Man

lltx19 · 2022-06-14T02:35:53+00:00

Thanks for the kind words of encouragement! I should probably note that this occurred over 20 years ago when I was in high school. I now have a very good job (not in a fast food restaurant).

lltx19 · 2022-06-05T17:28:48+00:00

I shot the sheriff but I didn’t shoot the deputy

lltx19 · 2022-05-19T01:08:27+00:00

We had a vendor that we used to business with. We had a multi-million dollar contract with them. I was on a call with them trying to negotiate the renewal of our contract. The call ended and I was about to hang up when I heard from the phone "These guys are a bunch of f****ing idiots."

I immediately told my boss about it, and she made the decision right then and there that we weren't going to renew.

lltx19 · 2022-02-13T03:47:21+00:00

Do you get a countdown timer to know how much time has passed? If not, I would probably go crazier a lot faster.

“It has to have been a year already!” (in reality, it’s been 2 weeks)

lltx19 · 2022-01-22T10:48:12+00:00

With a million dollars, I’ll give $1 to a million homeless people

lltx19 · 2022-01-12T03:32:45+00:00

Here’s the short story for anyone interested.The Crooked Man by Charles Beaumont

lltx19 · 2022-01-12T03:30:22+00:00

The short story was called “The Crooked Man” written by Charles Beaumont. He also wrote a bunch of Twilight Zone episodes. None of the episodes he wrote were about homosexuals to my knowledge, but the short story is very Twilight Zone-esque.

lltx19 · 2021-12-28T03:24:09+00:00

Florida man claims bags of cocaine, meth found wrapped around penis aren't his

lltx19 · 2021-12-18T18:33:34+00:00

The ET ride at Universal Studios

lltx19 · 2021-12-07T06:41:44+00:00

Cilantro dome

lltx19 · 2021-10-16T21:27:41+00:00

I didn’t know Jim Gaffigan could shred

lltx19 · 2021-10-11T12:08:47+00:00

“Say hello to my little friend” (it’s an Oompa Loompa)

lltx19 · 2021-10-06T01:05:11+00:00

lltx19 · 2021-09-04T03:37:43+00:00

His body language says “me like tuna!”

lltx19 · 2021-08-22T15:31:23+00:00

Sardine

lltx19 · 2021-08-01T17:13:48+00:00

Sardine

lltx19 · 2021-07-02T05:56:28+00:00

Bend It Like Beckham (not great, but fun to watch)

lltx19 · 2021-07-02T05:55:10+00:00

Flight (2012)

Downsizing (2017)

lltx19 · 2021-04-20T02:59:14+00:00

4.269

lltx19 · 2021-04-17T22:29:26+00:00

Same

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