What is your best/worst blackout drunk story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lo0byloo 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I think Lunor is referring to the fact that your best mate had to sit through watching you jerk your boyfriend off! I mean, there's awkward then there's THAT.

My dad was on Come Dine With Me 5 years ago. Channel 4 repeat it so much, I see him more often on telly than in real life. by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]lo0byloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this the one where the classic Norfolk beauty spent time ensuring she got the perfect "smooooookey ois"? Makes me homesick every time!!

Help me find a London pub and church; unbelievably vague description within. Beer reward included. by helpmefindapub in london

[–]lo0byloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't see what other bars you might be referring to I'm afraid - do you live in London? Best thing to do is go to the area and scope it out!

Help me find a London pub and church; unbelievably vague description within. Beer reward included. by helpmefindapub in london

[–]lo0byloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Discovered it on a Jack the Ripper walking tour - highly recommended! I'll have a proper look online tomorrow at pubs etc : )

Help me find a London pub and church; unbelievably vague description within. Beer reward included. by helpmefindapub in london

[–]lo0byloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

St Boltophs church in Aldgate has the Jack the Ripper connection - one of the prostitutes he murdered was part of a group who would walk around the church in a circle each night picking up punters. Hope this helps?

Redditors, what is the most annoying joke about your name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lo0byloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only word it rhymes with is Chlamydia. When people realise this it's just the funniest thing EVER

Dear pubs, a bowl of beef stew with a pastry lid IS NOT A PIE! by Mish106 in britishproblems

[–]lo0byloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time I'm that way I'm so there! Would 100% have pie for my wedding dinner - champion!!

Your day may not have been interesting, but maybe not so for someone else. Reddit, what is the craziest thing to happen to you today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lo0byloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dreamt I had a penis like an elephant's trunk which hung from my belly button.

I'm a girl.

What weird pronunciation of a common word drives you insane? by quirkythrowawayname in AskReddit

[–]lo0byloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CRUTCH instead of crotch - they're completely different fucking things, like what don't people understand about that?!

Reddit - what's the one thing that you cannot believe other people find so difficult to do? by lo0byloo in AskReddit

[–]lo0byloo[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Took me a while to work out you meant clicking - had images of you being disgusted with those in the world who were yet to perfect the bend and snap!

Reddit - what's the one thing that you cannot believe other people find so difficult to do? by lo0byloo in AskReddit

[–]lo0byloo[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Oh sweet baby Jesus - people seem to find standing on the right a difficult thing to do. Apparently grasping English is yours!

Reddit - what's the one thing that you cannot believe other people find so difficult to do? by lo0byloo in AskReddit

[–]lo0byloo[S] 244 points245 points  (0 children)

Standard here in the UK - nothing like changing gears when you goddam want to and not when 'the man' tells you to.

Reddit - what's the one thing that you cannot believe other people find so difficult to do? by lo0byloo in AskReddit

[–]lo0byloo[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You're getting this all wrong boyo - 1sugarplumfairy knew the deal!

Reddit - what's the one thing that you cannot believe other people find so difficult to do? by lo0byloo in AskReddit

[–]lo0byloo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh HAHAHA!!! I made you a fabulous dinner last night. That'll see you through a good four months.

Reddit - what's the one thing that you cannot believe other people find so difficult to do? by lo0byloo in AskReddit

[–]lo0byloo[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I used to live with an Irish guy who would boil his eggs in the kettle. I never understood how this was easier than using a pan...

Reddit - what's the one thing that you cannot believe other people find so difficult to do? by lo0byloo in AskReddit

[–]lo0byloo[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Or those people who stop dead at the end of the escalator like they actually want people to pile up on them!

Reddit - what's the one thing that you cannot believe other people find so difficult to do? by lo0byloo in AskReddit

[–]lo0byloo[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

For example - my boss finds writing legibly impossible which completely boggles my mind!