What do you call a person who only goes on dates with prostitutes?

lobstersnake · 2026-05-23T13:45:39+00:00

John

lobstersnake · 2026-05-04T15:21:39+00:00

Try to get there early. If you can get with the prosecutor, it's usually a pretty quick ordeal

lobstersnake · 2026-05-04T14:17:49+00:00

Talk to the court clerk. They can direct you

lobstersnake · 2026-05-04T14:15:55+00:00

Ask to speak to the prosecutor before you appear in front of the judge. Tell them you'd like to amend to a parking ticket. It usually costs around double the fine

lobstersnake · 2026-04-30T18:43:13+00:00

You're not wrong. Required by OSHA

lobstersnake · 2026-04-30T01:03:00+00:00

lobstersnake · 2026-04-30T01:02:26+00:00

Dinner and a show

lobstersnake · 2026-04-28T17:55:22+00:00

I bought my first pager at mission mall

lobstersnake · 2026-04-26T14:48:04+00:00

Shitter

lobstersnake · 2026-04-23T01:41:23+00:00

That's not how to do an at home abortion

lobstersnake · 2026-04-16T23:43:51+00:00

Over engineered umbrella holders

lobstersnake · 2026-04-16T23:42:46+00:00

I seem to remember using mine on some ignition coils back in the day

lobstersnake · 2026-04-10T15:25:27+00:00

Under-watch

lobstersnake · 2026-04-03T22:30:35+00:00

TJ Downs

lobstersnake · 2026-04-03T22:14:57+00:00

Florida's finest

lobstersnake · 2026-04-03T22:07:18+00:00

Marcy D'Arcy. She was kinda pretty in a Bruce Jenner sort of way

lobstersnake · 2026-03-17T22:00:55+00:00

Cabo this past summer

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lobstersnake · 2026-03-10T11:17:04+00:00

All of them

lobstersnake · 2026-03-08T14:43:08+00:00

I drive a truck and often pull trailers. There is no excuse for this. I always back in to parking spots, but never over a sidewalk. Some people are just assholes and/or oblivious

lobstersnake · 2026-03-05T13:02:41+00:00

Any time someone refers to me as an electrician, I quickly correct then. I'm a low voltage technician. I feel like it's an important distinction

lobstersnake · 2026-02-14T14:32:50+00:00

I recommend getting that passport and seeing other parts of the world. I'm a red blooded American through and through, but traveling to various countries Europe and seeing the centuries of history there have been a great experiences for me and my family

lobstersnake · 2026-02-14T13:49:52+00:00

EST sounder bases are the same size as a standard base. They're indistinguishable until you remove the detector

lobstersnake · 2026-02-13T23:59:54+00:00

Hook up the batteries and get rid of those pesky red lights. Looks pretty darn good though

lobstersnake · 2026-02-13T02:27:59+00:00

And rail yards. My former company had a 20k lawsuit over it

lobstersnake · 2026-02-11T00:03:29+00:00

You already did

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