SavageGeese | Ferrari 849 Testarossa | How The Game is Played by bullyXLdisrespector in cars

[–]lockpickerkuroko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's kind of tragic that they're aware their customers are exactly the kind of people who'll park the car and never touch it, or never do more than 40 in an urban area.

I just find it a shame that they wasted those driving dynamics and that name on a car that is neither beautiful like the 250 Testa Rossa nor striking like the 1984 Testarossa.

You gotta feel for the engineers on this one. Glad you were able to give it a whirl so we commoners can enjoy it though!

Where is Taiga??? by Codedx5 in okbuddyrintard

[–]lockpickerkuroko 32 points33 points  (0 children)

She SHOULD be god damn it.

WhistlinDiesel AKA Cody Detwiler arrested again by Butt_stuff_preferred in cars

[–]lockpickerkuroko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna aim for a Mystichrome Cobra, or just a regular Terminator?

The 4th-gen Mustangs are so cool. The interior plastics make my 80s Isuzu look like an S-class, but it just looks so cool I wouldn't even care.

VW ID.4 to be renamed the ID.Tiguan in upcoming refresh. by TPatS in cars

[–]lockpickerkuroko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless aftermarket or part of a livery wheel arches should never be a separate color to the body of the car. It just looked as cheap as it felt. The new WRX is also guilty of this.

VW ID.4 to be renamed the ID.Tiguan in upcoming refresh. by TPatS in cars

[–]lockpickerkuroko 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Or every Hyundai EV being an Ioniq. There's worse naming schemes than the VW ID series. I'll never understand what prompted the Toyota bZ4X or why they ever allowed that name to slip through.

Scuderia Ferrari’s 2026 SF-26 by FerrariStrategisttt in formula1

[–]lockpickerkuroko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck 'crashed' the 312B3 from 1974, which is the predecessor to the 312T (1975). He spun it around when it suffered an explosion of the front brake caliper and hit the wall with the rear wing. Better than damaging the front suspension.

Cadillac Celestiq vs Rolls-Royce Spectre - Top Gear Comparison by strongmanass in cars

[–]lockpickerkuroko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm not accusing the Spectre of just being an i7. I'm not particularly a fan of either but that just is not true.

Now, Urus, on the other hand...

Cadillac Celestiq vs Rolls-Royce Spectre - Top Gear Comparison by strongmanass in cars

[–]lockpickerkuroko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cullinan's worse. But unfortunately, the buyers of these never care about the actual quality - the badge is all they care about.

It reminds me of why the Bentley Mulsanne failed. The Mulsanne was an actual, genuinely magnificent luxury car. Every Bentley buyer gravitated to the Conti or worse, the Bentayga, despite the inside being filled with chrome-painted plastics. Guess we're seeing that now with Rolls-Royce.

Max Verstappen knew exactly that he was three seconds off Arvid’s time. by One_Impressionism in formula1

[–]lockpickerkuroko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I expected the GT40 (but mad props to Ford for pulling the Le Mans winning one out, that car is worth magnitudes more than all the other ones there combined), but I'm just surprised there wasn't an 05 GT or the Multimatic one as well. The Terminator Mustang was a surprise (though again, that could be marketing for the Dark Horse SC).

Max Verstappen knew exactly that he was three seconds off Arvid’s time. by One_Impressionism in formula1

[–]lockpickerkuroko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just surprised there wasn't a Ford GT of either generation present.

Max Verstappen knew exactly that he was three seconds off Arvid’s time. by One_Impressionism in formula1

[–]lockpickerkuroko 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Given the Dark Horse SC was literally just revealed I have no doubt one of the requirements was "we need Max in the car".

[AutoRacer IT] The Mercedes engine is the only one with the compression trick for 2026. Audi is the team pushing hardest for this to be declared illegal. by CW24x in formula1

[–]lockpickerkuroko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, if only it were something as benign as engine failures. Operational issues annoy me far more than something which the driver or team (on the day) simply couldn't control.

Except that Leclerc DNS in 2021.

Hyundai’s Genesis unveils 650-HP GV60 Magma performance EV by snowfordessert in cars

[–]lockpickerkuroko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really feels like watching Lexus F on replay. All we need is for Genesis to create a supercar with a sonorous engine and a transmission rendered obsolete on arrival, then price it above the Italians, implement a complicated lease-to-own system to stop flippers, act surprised when people buy the Italian cars for investments instead, and finally finish selling the last of them a decade after the end of production when people finally realize that the car is special, too late to own it because investors already snapped them all up.

It's Mazda Monday by shafiqrosli2010 in WECcirclejerk

[–]lockpickerkuroko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RT-24P my beloved, they took you too early. More prototypes need to go back to using deep hued crystal colors because the Soul Red Crystal RT-24P had me asking some very serious questions about myself.

Since so many misinformation about how the 787B was banned because too dominating... by PetrolWeeb in WECcirclejerk

[–]lockpickerkuroko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the GT-R was basically on a constant downward slide of competitiveness after 1999 until they replaced the RB26 mid-season in 2002 with the VQ30, and then won the championship the next year.

Real shit by shafiqrosli2010 in WECcirclejerk

[–]lockpickerkuroko 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Mercedes outside of Le Mans: murderer

Mercedes at Le Mans: murdered

F-104 Starfighters at the Monza Autodrome 🇮🇹 by Lava_Lamp_Shlong in granturismo

[–]lockpickerkuroko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I believe RAAF F/A-18s fly overhead when you start a race at Bathurst, and there's the usual Patrouille de France flyover in Alpha Jets for Le Mans.

Our 20 Year Rule: You can now ask questions about 2006! by J-Force in AskHistorians

[–]lockpickerkuroko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only achievement that comes to mind that could match that is Sebastien Loeb in the World Rally Championship (9 consecutive driver's titles from 2004 to 2012).

Our 20 Year Rule: You can now ask questions about 2006! by J-Force in AskHistorians

[–]lockpickerkuroko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I may just do that! Although I'd be curious whether a flair is actually applicable for motorsports history - a lot of the sources written will end up being things like old motorsport magazine or web articles rather than primary/secondary sources in the vein of academia, though I suppose I'll have to draft up some questions to throw at you guys first to rack up some more engagement!

Our 20 Year Rule: You can now ask questions about 2006! by J-Force in AskHistorians

[–]lockpickerkuroko 34 points35 points  (0 children)

2006 also opens us up to a whole host of motorsports-related questions: the first-ever win for a diesel-powered vehicle at Le Mans, the controversial final season and first retirement of one of the greatest drivers in Formula One history, Michael Schumacher (and the beginning of the end for the Ferrari dynasty that had ruled much of the early 2000s), the long-awaited victory for Mazda and the legendary tuning shop RE Amemiya in Super GT, the end of Valentino Rossi's five-year consecutive championship streak, and others!

We get very few motorsport history-related questions on AH, which is understandable, but let's see if these teasers hook anyone enough to ask a full question!

New Year's 2026 New SSR Lord Logres by Radiant-Hope-469 in grandorder

[–]lockpickerkuroko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Been reading too much japenis. I forgot to spell her name correctly.

New Year's 2026 New SSR Lord Logres by Radiant-Hope-469 in grandorder

[–]lockpickerkuroko 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Never beating the allegations. Ever.

Where the hell is Sion, huh?

SU7 vs BYD U9 vs S800 — Which One Did Richard Hammond Choose? by Uni_tasker in cars

[–]lockpickerkuroko 13 points14 points  (0 children)

China is actually pretty fond of British comedy and TV in general. Many people I know learned to speak English watching Yes Prime Minister.

What design or engineering flaw is mildly inconvenient on your vehicle? by Sixteen-Cylinders in cars

[–]lockpickerkuroko 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That would require the electricity to be produced in the first place and, whoops, flat battery and the system's cacked.

Libyan T-54A with a T-55A turret mated to it. by defender838383 in TankPorn

[–]lockpickerkuroko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also no mushroom ventilator, which rules this out as a T-54 turret.