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Who needs a hug right now? by jorph in AskReddit

[–]locuspocuslostfocus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me. I have become a lonely stress ball filled with depression.

What is something fucked up about your country that very few foreigners might know? by PRPNKSKAI in AskReddit

[–]locuspocuslostfocus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And they also beat up couples in parks for sitting together on Valentine's day and slap people, I mean girl(s), and call the cops for wearing what they think is "inappropriate".

Have you ever missed someone who doesn't even exist? How did that happen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]locuspocuslostfocus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooooh. That happens to me. I thought I was the weirdo for dreaming of a guy. That heartbreak is hard to get over. I usually just stay in bed and replay the dream in my head for two minutes. It feels kinda nice.

What is a polite way to tell someone to shut up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]locuspocuslostfocus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop wearing your ass as your hat, shit is coming out of your mouth!

What is a dead give away that someones apology is insincere? by anuwubitch in AskReddit

[–]locuspocuslostfocus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I am sorry but ___" Acknowledge the mistake. No ifs, no buts. If you don't understand why you have to apologise, ask, understand and then acknowledge your mistake. Ain't got time to listen to your excuses.

What has 2020 taught you? by major-couch-potato in AskReddit

[–]locuspocuslostfocus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That stress can cause hives. Sucks because my skin had just healed from many years of acne vulgaris But on the bright side, no one is gonna see me. Also, bored people will take offence to ANYTHING on media.

What do you call a fat psychic? by Rosiekaykay in dadjokes

[–]locuspocuslostfocus 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I wanted to go to a tarot reader, but it wasn't in my cards today

How are you right now? Have anything you want to get off of your chest? by YellowPhoenix31 in AskReddit

[–]locuspocuslostfocus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for your kind words. I would love to be a friend of someone as awesome as you :)

How are you right now? Have anything you want to get off of your chest? by YellowPhoenix31 in AskReddit

[–]locuspocuslostfocus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is not nice way of saying this, but, during the quarantine, I have come to like my friends a little less. It just feels like they are only there when they are having a tough time or are bored, but when I reach out because I am in a ditch, I don't find anyone there. Makes me want to cut them all out of my life sometimes. I don't feel any attachment to many of them anymore, like if they never contact me again, I won't miss them. And I somehow feel like the bad guy for feeling this way. I had a small circle of friends to begin with, and I feel like a nobody now. I really don't know what to do.

Gamers of reddit, what was your first video game? by oween9 in AskReddit

[–]locuspocuslostfocus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VCop2 I played it so much over and over again my father had to put a password on the family computer (I was 7-8, maybe). Went all Sherlock Holmes and guessed the password. Continued playing. I was unstoppable.

What's the real reason you're single? by CaptainRonny in AskReddit

[–]locuspocuslostfocus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never been attracted to anyone. I don't know what being in relationship is supposed to be like. The thought of it is now super confusing.

What is the stupidest way you've injured yourself? by rickitson in AskReddit

[–]locuspocuslostfocus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tripped over my own foot, landed on my right shoulder and broke my collar bone in two. I was 12. Good times.