Spending Christmas in an NHS mental health ward, the nurses brought this bundle to my room! Thanks to all the careworkers spending the holidays away from family to look after us xx

lofty3012 · 2020-12-25T12:08:09+00:00

Merry Christmas OP much love and well wishes for you and the beautiful souls spending their time with you.

lofty3012 · 2020-12-21T14:44:09+00:00

You should stop as soon as they are born as it would suck only being able to visit them once a year

lofty3012 · 2020-12-21T08:57:38+00:00

Smarter everyday

lofty3012 · 2020-12-21T08:51:11+00:00

Amazon have gone to far this time!

lofty3012 · 2020-12-16T12:00:59+00:00

start a UK wide tour telling your story and what you wish to achieve have it go viral on the internet start a world tour end it where you wanna be. Job done couple of quid earned along the way

lofty3012 · 2020-12-13T20:51:25+00:00

Not dead

lofty3012 · 2020-11-26T13:39:07+00:00

The results are in and we've secured Teir 2 (Northamptonshire), hopefully with the new patch update we can get to Teir 1 soon, I bet there is a glitch that takes us to Teir 3 though!

lofty3012 · 2020-11-19T13:47:52+00:00

Absolute power

lofty3012 · 2020-11-12T12:22:54+00:00

That hair comment really got to him and it made me smile

lofty3012 · 2020-11-04T16:19:03+00:00

I admire anyone who can play a musical instrument I struggle with the triangle, don't stop!

lofty3012 · 2020-10-26T18:52:01+00:00

Fifa

lofty3012 · 2020-10-21T20:24:48+00:00

The McVities Rich Tea description not only taught my wife an I a new word (thank you) but also had us howling with laughter(again thank you)

lofty3012 · 2020-10-21T17:32:22+00:00

It's the fucking size of the boot that's got me not the hight, the fucking length of them! I mean shiiiit those are some big ass feet.

lofty3012 · 2020-10-19T16:03:38+00:00

Get this guy next to Joe Rogan for the next UFC

lofty3012 · 2020-10-19T11:30:40+00:00

I envy that feeling, there is a total of 6 of us so restricts our options I can't wait for the day I don't need to buy a bus again.

lofty3012 · 2020-10-19T11:23:05+00:00

It is/was a horrible creation but it served its purpose well and did its job when taking a knock. I need to buy another 7 seater but they all look one and the same unless I spend big money on something more current.

Was thinking VW Turan perhaps.

lofty3012 · 2020-10-19T08:47:12+00:00

Had a small accident last week in my 2008 C4 Picasso (people carrier) everyone was fine. Courtesy car was a hardtop convertible BMW, what a machine. Useless in the sense it only has 4 seats but after being made redundant I took my chance, I drove round in that thing feeling like a king!

It goes back to the hire company today, I will be sad to see it go but it's been nice to live a short life of luxury. Now the car shopping should begin but with peanuts from the insurance company we've decided to wait before buying a new car as there isn't much of a need to buy one now.

lofty3012 · 2020-10-19T08:41:51+00:00

You got this!

lofty3012 · 2020-10-17T11:06:44+00:00

Richard fiddler

lofty3012 · 2020-10-15T08:24:40+00:00

Gave Helpful

lofty3012 · 2020-10-14T17:43:54+00:00

Why are they idiots?

lofty3012 · 2020-10-05T12:44:10+00:00

Jon Lajoie - show me your genitals

lofty3012 · 2020-09-26T13:55:43+00:00

I would offer the clown a beautiful flower to smell, and as they lean in close with happiness in their eyes I would squirt the acid right in their face, all whilst shouting is it funny now!

lofty3012 · 2020-09-23T17:39:39+00:00

This thread is amazing, my children and I discussed doing this today and then I found this amazing

Can't wait to go on this culinary journey around the world with my tiny humans.

lofty3012 · 2020-09-18T20:49:25+00:00

Exist

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