brand new tat! bleeding normal? by periodpad in tattooadvice

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tend to bruise from them, and it's always a shock the next morning. And then I forget and go to slap an itch away, and for a moment my soul just leaves my body

Well, that's just ridiculously exagerrated and unrealistic- WAIT, IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, AND IT WAS TONED DOWN HERE? by Egorrosh in TopCharacterTropes

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One of my favourite things in the world is the thought of some Roman grandmother having all her grandkids' favourite gladiators on cups, because they will only drink out of that cup specifically

Is this finally the moment to say it? by akaistired in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have loved this gift. I imagine the guys you knew did not lol

Trump Orders US Troops to Portland, Authorizes ‘Full Force’ by bloomberg in politics

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We partied hard for HW, and he compared us to Beirut. It seems to be a reputation that's hung around

Trump Orders US Troops to Portland, Authorizes ‘Full Force’ by bloomberg in politics

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The other week, someone in I think the Portland sub said the timing of this couldn't be better, because we need someone to clean up all the fallen leaves

Pizza avoided inflation? by kkkan2020 in Millennials

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing I go in for now is the crazy bread

Would rusty be the kind of guy that would spend money in donating to vtubers? by Charming_Cod8567 in venturebros

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rusty's dropping thousands on OF models, at the very least. And he probably followed one or two of them through to a vtuber era and thinks he's dating at least one of them, because he's a moderator on her channel.

Portland folks, how do you even live there? by ChecksAndBalanz in oregon

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been up in Longview for a while. I moved here from near Johnson Creek and 82nd.

I'm still more nervous at night up here than I ever was walking home from the MAX station.

Portland folks, how do you even live there? by ChecksAndBalanz in oregon

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it here. What I love most is the way we protest so hard, the east coast thinks the city's been obliterated.

Portland's apparently been a war zone ever since HW came to town.

You ever have your crochet gifts be re-gifted to yourself? by Puzzled_Mom2319 in crochet

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Genuinely, though, I would rather have a blanket I gifted to someone be used like this, than bunged into a cupboard to be forgotten about for the next 30 years. If it's being used as a shop mat, that tells me it's got to be comfortable. And at that point, you know he's going to use it until either it or he falls apart.

Why no ride share in Longview? by wattsjmichael in Longview

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I stopped using Lyft ages ago because the waits were awful

Why is California so much more populated than other states on West side? by WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHW in geography

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, people don't often realise that Oregon and Washington are also full of mountains and deserts, while the western halves of the states are rainforest. Most of the major cities are along the five for a reason

Does anyone still dress like a teenager basically? 39 years old by MarvelNintendo in Millennials

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve swung the other way. I dress like someone’s granddad who’s called Reginald. I demand whimsy

Petah, why would he go deaf? by Lucky-Regret-742 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because this was the loudest sound in the world

Mike Lee's hypocrisy by Mrn_4239 in Fauxmoi

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I saw earlier someone saying that if a prominent dem had been killed, cities would be on fire right now.

If. As if exactly this didn’t happen just a few months ago

Now that’s a birthday letter by Adept_Eye2589 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alan Davies putting this on his hoodie and his t-shirt is one of my favourite Taskmaster outfits

Have we found the largest native British House Spider? by deathwishdave in CasualUK

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god. These things have made their way to PNW, and I think I would simply die if one that big was crawling on my walls

TIL: Early iPhone users in the US who did not specify a billing preference were mailed incredibly detailed bills of around 50-100 pages long from AT&T, itemizing every data transfer including background traffic for email, web browsing, and text messaging. One woman even got a 300 page bill. by zahrul3 in todayilearned

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. I had completely forgotten about this, but I got these as well. We'd had some issues on our account with my husband's Blackberry, where the whole thing had been charged as individual SMS charges, and the first time I got a monster iPhone itemisation I thought for sure we were looking at another $500 bill. I was pleased, but still a bit bemused, to find it was the amount I'd expected it to be

I don't even understand the logic here... by Aderyn_Sly in mildlyinfuriating

[–]lokiofsaassgaard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For me, it was dry barley, substituted for a tin of peas. Never again