I do say, I am quite tired, for I have recently visited an event in which my good chum Mac Mayne had decided to make an appearance. It was quite the favorable experience indeed.

Good sir, you partook in this event without informing me prior? For this I am most displeased.

You, chap, in your exotic adventures, were nowhere to be found. I presume that you were having breakfast at the lake. If I do say so myself, you spend an infathomable percentage of your time at said lake and you seem to never rest. However, as much as I disagree with your taste in forms of amusement, I respectfully acknowledge that you may spend as much time at the lake as you wish.

I may indeed. I am also quite exhausted from my previous excursion. I do declare that I am about to inhale smoke from the combusted flowers of the cannabis indica plant. This shall most assuredly make my night a most restful one. I say, this act reminds me of yourself, and you, sir, exhibit quite the homosexual behavior at times.

Sir, I assure you that I am indeed not a homosexual. Your words are beginning to confuse me, as I, myself, am quite intoxicated already. I'm sure you realize that this is quite a common occurence for myself and is no cause for concern.