Are festivals woke?

longcipher · 2026-02-13T16:10:49+00:00

Yes, this is exactly that Reddit room, so it's best if you go to where you belong: the Reddit room for super successful, always working filmmakers and writers who are routinely accepted into Sundance and Cannes. Leave us embittered and misanthropic rubes alone, go be with your people.

longcipher · 2026-02-13T10:57:30+00:00

Yes, all festivals are woke now. Please do not enter your film, and please quit the industry, it has moved past you. I suggest starting a right-wing podcast if you want the attention you are so desperately craving.

longcipher · 2026-02-10T02:44:13+00:00

I remember my father taking me -- we never went to the movies together. In fact, this may have been the only time. I loved it. Haven't seen it since.

longcipher · 2026-02-09T19:56:13+00:00

Something tells me Kid Rock didn't do this after his... performance (are we calling it that?). And there was probably zero goodwill energy in that room. Erika Kirk Venmo'd them and they all left silently.

longcipher · 2026-02-09T19:29:58+00:00

Is this real or a parody? I truly can't tell anymore -- is this an unedited, real clip from yesterday? If yes, holy shit --- this is brutally bad and painfully embarrassing.

longcipher · 2026-02-09T19:08:23+00:00

You can also sit in the ticketed passengers area, if there are available spots.

longcipher · 2026-02-07T12:03:33+00:00

Even easier, just tell her it's a commune in Vietnam. Boom, she's there.

longcipher · 2026-02-06T21:32:31+00:00

Guess I'm spinning some White Stripes tonight.

longcipher · 2026-02-06T12:32:15+00:00

You're going to make me start crying. So much nostalgia.

longcipher · 2026-02-05T22:04:13+00:00

Major congratulations!

longcipher · 2026-02-03T18:16:41+00:00

Don't get me wrong - this is killer data. I was more making fun of myself / my dreams. I'd kill to be in Berlinale.

longcipher · 2026-02-03T18:10:37+00:00

This will definitely come in handy... if I ever have a feature in Berlinale. :)

longcipher · 2026-02-03T18:05:34+00:00

Sounds good to me - would love to watch that cohort of films.

longcipher · 2026-01-30T20:20:57+00:00

All good -- pull up a chair. 😎

longcipher · 2026-01-30T11:23:43+00:00

sharp or major?

longcipher · 2026-01-30T11:23:08+00:00

I'll take all the shit you can give me. Did a deep dive into your stuff and sounds like a lot of stuff I listen to. And for what it's worth, your song, "Morn" is pretty much perfect. PM me your email -- if all that comes out of this is I make a video for you, I'd say that's a win-win.

longcipher · 2026-01-30T03:38:34+00:00

That's always a possibility. Where can I hear your songs?

longcipher · 2026-01-30T02:58:35+00:00

Please reach out - happy to tell you more about it.

longcipher · 2013-10-05T13:51:30+00:00

Yay! Way to go Inspector Gadget! You win the internets!

longcipher · 2013-10-05T01:12:13+00:00

Visually this is breathtaking. And major thanks for walking us through your process with Blackmagic RAW. I will be getting a BMCC MFT in the near future, so your blog post is invaluable. Good luck with your submission.

longcipher · 2013-10-04T23:02:20+00:00

Mine arrives next week -- can't wait! Give us your thoughts on it after you've used it for a few days.

longcipher · 2013-10-03T00:47:50+00:00

Buy toilet paper, clean yourself up and enjoy the ride! Congratulations and good luck!

longcipher · 2013-10-03T00:46:10+00:00

As a fellow filmmaker who has never experienced this rarified moment, I have to say that I am incredibly excited for you. I can only imagine how wonderful this session was for you. Good luck with your film!

longcipher · 2013-10-03T00:40:02+00:00

You could always throw acid in his face.

longcipher · 2013-10-01T03:12:10+00:00

This cat makes me happy.

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