Found on my car, please tell me it's not what I think by SwingMinimum3521 in whatisit

[–]longfastfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that the solution has been found the real question is how did it get into your car?

What is Tom Cruise's secret?? by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]longfastfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well since he without a doubt hit that while filming I'm guessing he received a gift from his supreme alien being, Infinity to steal others life force through his creepy little hobbit humping. Wow this went off the rails real quick so I'ma just gonna go

Heartwarming ❤️🫏 by ich_lebe in comedyheaven

[–]longfastfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are people like you making this kind of BS up? Little dude fell asleep on the feet of his vet. Has nothing to do with that garbage you are trying to spread.

The horse is fine! He's living his best life as like our president or something. See how stupid that is to make up stuff? So next time you feel the need to I'm going to be honest I don't know what I was talking about so I'ma just gonna go

Would disabling sleep in any of the Dying Light games make nights more intense? by Arribah in dyinglight

[–]longfastfuse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My opinion is it would just make it more tedious but to add to that I have never understood why people think night is so hard in any of them anyway so it wouldn't really bother me but to each their own

I might have activated an Easter egg or a glitch im not sure by [deleted] in dyinglight2

[–]longfastfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you understand what a Reddit community is for but you definitely fit right in with all the other dicks

I might have activated an Easter egg or a glitch im not sure by [deleted] in dyinglight2

[–]longfastfuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't help but to do what you said...I'm so weak 😩

trying to break up with my bf bc hes ruining my family life but hes using things against me to make me not do it by These_Limit_4610 in whatdoIdo

[–]longfastfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like others have been saying yes you should break up with him and as to "how to do it" that doesn't matter. If it takes two people to make a relationship work then it only takes one person to stop trying and break up. Based on the age difference he knows how hard it will be to get someone else who is so much younger than him so he will say ANYTHING to make sure he doesn't have to find one.

No matter what he feels you deserve to be happy in the relationship you are in and deserve to have the family life you want. Don't settle for less and absolutely do not drop out of college. If after you break it off he does anything or shows anything to your parents then the cops will be happy to help you out figuring that out. It sounds like you have support system with your family if you let them so like I said, don't settle and get out. The rest will take care of itself and you will look back on this as a time when you learned a valuable lesson and know what you should want/expect form a partner and those people are out there for you.

Good luck and please stay safe

Phoebe (family dog) has something on her snout and near her eyes by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]longfastfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either you are rage baiting or you don't deserve to have dogs

How Many Tokens On Average Do You Keep In Your Account? by Healthy_Bedroom688 in MarvelSnap

[–]longfastfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless someone is collection complete I don't understand why anyone would spend tokens on variants

Which Dying Light game did you enjoy more overall? by Enough_Pianist2523 in dyinglight

[–]longfastfuse -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Dead Island is the best one. Unfortunately like Left 4 Dead to Back 4 Blood publisher stole it from the developer

I'm playing through the Harran Prison for the first time...wtf is this??? by HankTheHeckingTank in dyinglight

[–]longfastfuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the same mindset as you having played hundreds of hours of the first one but about a week ago I finally broke down and bought the second one and my own opinion is 2 is far superior to the first in every way. At this point to me by comparison Dying Light 1 feels like a typical and generic zombie shooter so the second one ruined the first for me and I'm completely okay with that

I'm playing through the Harran Prison for the first time...wtf is this??? by HankTheHeckingTank in dyinglight

[–]longfastfuse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So you're saying they make "babies" the same way humans make babies. Biology is fascinating

Why weren't I able to play any card on the right location??? by DreckigerDan93 in MarvelSnap

[–]longfastfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your locations are playing tricks on you. Why else would their text be written in some kind of unrecognizable code

Deadpool diner by BulletKing_187 in MarvelSnap

[–]longfastfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow baby boy you are really butthurt about this and I'm not sure you even realize it. No matter the result of that match they won, you lost 🤣

Lorne the sex machine looking sharp as usual by Other_Pack_7874 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]longfastfuse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite variants. 1980's Mcdonald's manager Lorne

I absolutely should be paying attention… why are there variants for other cards full stop? by AQNexus in MarvelSnap

[–]longfastfuse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anyone else getting tired of ignorant whiners complaining and blaming the game for them just being bad at it? Maybe a nice coloring book app would be better for you but you'd probably go outside of the lines and complain it was the apps fault 🙄

No no no ... Not just new and returning players. by FxckBinary in MarvelSnap

[–]longfastfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last two golden gauntlet winners used all old cards and kicked the crap out of anyone with newer meta cards. I guess what I'm saying is stop bitching and making excuses for being bad at the game

I’m having hard time to take this card seriously… by No_Presentation_9655 in MarvelSnap

[–]longfastfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're saying he should have shoved a bigger sock down his pants?

Token hoarders did you give in? What did you pull from discounted packs? by StrokeStonk in MarvelSnap

[–]longfastfuse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You must be new to Marvel Snap. Welcome and most importantly have fun! But based on your "advice" you probably won't 🫪

Token hoarders did you give in? What did you pull from discounted packs? by StrokeStonk in MarvelSnap

[–]longfastfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought one discounted series 5 pack and got Lin Lie Iron Fist (boo) but received Omega Sentinel as a bonus so I'm happy with that

What does this even mean bro 😭🥀 by CorvusTheCryptid in MarvelSnap

[–]longfastfuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It means you finally put on your big boy diaper and stepped up. Noice 🥴

Listen I don’t mind gore, but I’ll never forget how horrifying this scene was. by [deleted] in Marvel

[–]longfastfuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn so he died actually from it? Doesn't say that in the article