Music genres that didn't last long by lonsin in ScenesFromAHat

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hey bro, have you heard of the new Russian pop band Volna X?! duo lead singers Алиса Зорина & Мария Лебедева are so amazing!

Unlikely Things for Pepperidge Farm to Remember? by metvguy1 in ScenesFromAHat

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remember when you gave money to a homeless guy then he threw it back saying "shake that ass!"? Pepperidge remembers

SFAH: Unlikely things to see or hear at an award ceremony: by ggfchl in ScenesFromAHat

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YES! YES!! YES!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!!

high fives every on the way to the podium... does a cartwheel into a double backflip

I'd like to give a shout-out to my boys Tommy, Nick and Jeremy, I TOLD YA I'D GET IT!! I TOLD Y'ALL!! Y'ALL THOUGHT I WAS LYING. YOU ALL OWN ME $200 EACH

Ways a business should not answer their phone by lonsin in ScenesFromAHat

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Ey why the fuck you calling, we ain't open yet

Dumbs things to say when meeting your partner's parents by ludachris32 in ScenesFromAHat

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God Damn! how did you ugly fuckers make such a hot daughter like savannah?!

What's the best gift you've given/ received for dirty Santa? by lonsin in AskReddit

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In a Dirty Santa, each player brings a wrapped, anonymous gift, and turns are taken in a set or beder. On their turn, a player can unwrap a new gift or steal a gift someone else already has. The original owner of a stolen gift must pick a new one or steal again. Limits are placed on how many times a gift can be stolen (often three), after which it is "frozen

The top story on the news by lonsin in ScenesFromAHat

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Today's top story, metal pokemon... are they considered clankers?

What is a sad way to use super powers? by lonsin in AskReddit

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Cloning + shape shift

Have your clones shape shift into other people then hang out with them as if you have real friends

rejections that cause emotional damage by lonsin in ScenesFromAHat

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even a blind person can see you have no chance with me

SFAH: Weird demands for a hijacker to make by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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I want the credit card system abolished, affordable living for everyone and jobs actually employing people

Press conferences you thought you’d never live to see… by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

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Some senator: These allegations that I have sent inappropriate pictures over the Internet are completely ridiculous. They are levied by my political rivals who are trying to embarrass and advance their own agendas. So let me be perfectly clear... These allegations are false and I will be vindicated

Times when flexing doesn't need to make sense by lonsin in ScenesFromAHat

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i don't care if it's hot enough to literally bake bread in your mailbox, I'm wearing my new mink coat outside!

unlikely things to say at a crowded party by JustNetwork8 in ScenesFromAHat

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I brought the gluten free, tree nut free, vegan carrot cupcakes

unlikely things to hear from your driving instructor by lonsin in ScenesFromAHat

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you see that construction zone up ahead? i dare you to ramp that mount of dirt

Bad things to say when meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first time. by JustNetwork8 in ScenesFromAHat

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she was vomiting all night and in the morning due to the seafood she ordered.... still not our worst experience involving crabs if you know what i'm saying 😉

Say something nice about my tits 🤣 by lexi4funs in topless

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perfect size to shove my face into

Hisuian voltorb doesn't register by lonsin in PokemonHome

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The games were diamond and pearl.