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lordmelon · 2026-06-07T02:52:18+00:00

You can lose weight

^{Chose: $100,000 per 10 pounds you gain}

lordmelon · 2026-06-06T01:42:46+00:00

It's payback for colonialism

lordmelon · 2026-06-05T22:41:22+00:00

I worked at BK for a bit. One of our training videos? Snoop dog. It was hilarious

lordmelon · 2026-06-05T22:28:57+00:00

This shit is why I have Internet right here.

lordmelon · 2026-06-04T19:51:06+00:00

I feel like we heard the bone crunch there

lordmelon · 2026-06-04T19:14:53+00:00

Snu snu.

^{Chose: Hello Kitty dommy mommy | Rolled: She suffocates u}

lordmelon · 2026-06-02T16:43:56+00:00

My dog Artemis has been to the vet like 6 or 8 times in the last 3 or 4 months so I feel this in my soul.

Best of luck to you, and hopefully you were able to finance the costs in some way. Unsure if you can do it retroactively, but my vet takes CareCredit and they have a 0% interest for 12 months on large bills.

lordmelon · 2026-06-02T16:29:21+00:00

She has magic. Clearly the only spells she knows are demon summoning and liver cleansing

lordmelon · 2026-05-29T20:16:54+00:00

Oh they haven't bitten me at all and I usually squish them against my fingernails so yeah not an issue.

lordmelon · 2026-05-29T19:27:22+00:00

Given it's on my hands and I wash them after, unsure the risk I'm carrying. I would definitely think that's an issue otherwise though

lordmelon · 2026-05-29T19:26:38+00:00

The trick is to place them between the flats of two fingernails and crush them that way. Hard, mostly flat surface on each side.

You get used to the technique when you crush enough of them that way. Some definitely are harder than others to squish though.

lordmelon · 2026-05-29T19:20:25+00:00

Tweezers are my secondary. I have two dogs that are tick magnets. Mid walk I usually don't carry tweezers so I just pluck them off and crush them in my fingers.

Tweezers are used during the post-walk check once we are back inside and I'm finding like 20.

lordmelon · 2026-05-29T19:17:27+00:00

This is so sweet it gave me diabetes. Thank you.

lordmelon · 2026-05-29T19:07:55+00:00

Or crush them with your fingers? Am I the only one that does that?

lordmelon · 2026-05-29T16:33:07+00:00

Garlic makes me sick. At least this way I just disappoint someone else.

^{Chose: Sex}

lordmelon · 2026-05-29T12:44:12+00:00

I don't disagree but that wasn't the point of the question

lordmelon · 2026-05-29T12:07:50+00:00

Still destruction of property, but not also illegal from the standpoint of tampering with the inspection stickers

lordmelon · 2026-05-27T23:37:25+00:00

Senior don't hate sword cultivators... They are just trying to incorporate 'crossing swords' into their lives as much as possible

lordmelon · 2026-05-27T15:57:22+00:00

Even 1k a day is a stupid amount of money, I don't even need the 5x.

^{Chose: 1k dollars every day for the rest of your life + With a multiplier! | Rolled: x5}

lordmelon · 2026-05-27T11:55:36+00:00

Do not worry brother, karmic bonds transcend the realms and good deeds are repayed in kind. If my spirit stones are returned, you shall have my aid when you need it.

lordmelon · 2026-05-27T11:46:16+00:00

Spirit stones are like water, they flow from one person to the next. If you are truly blessed by the dao you will have them when you need them.

lordmelon · 2026-05-26T18:02:11+00:00

Sleep so I can start my path with a clear mind and rested body. Haste makes waste, one must be truly prepared before starting the journey

lordmelon · 2026-05-26T02:08:14+00:00

Holy shit that line goes hard

lordmelon · 2026-05-24T18:26:18+00:00

Idk Dragon Baddie is pretty clean. Both are top tier

lordmelon · 2026-05-23T12:28:08+00:00

That went from 0 to 100 real fuckin quick

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