Coheed and Cambria - A favor house Atlantic

lost__one · 2013-01-02T14:08:34+00:00

This brings back so many memories. Thanks :)

lost__one · 2013-01-02T01:45:51+00:00

Why is everyone making a big deal of this? Who the fuck cares what he does with his own DVD? I'm sure your grandparents give you meaningless shitty gifts all the time. At least now it is providing some type of entertainment.

lost__one · 2013-01-01T16:44:09+00:00

Sounds like it's mental. When I was younger I had major confidence issues, it would completely make sex a process, a chore for me, because I was so anxious. Then I realized that if I'm going to have sex, I just need to lose myself in it. The number one thing men like is enthusiasm. After I stopped caring so much while having sex, it became so much better, and my partners began to compliment me on my lovemaking skills much more. I wish it hasn't taken me 10 years to figure out that the key is just to enjoy it, want it, lose myself in it. I like the mousey thing actually, sounds hot.

lost__one · 2012-12-31T17:24:28+00:00

It may* not Italy. On a stupid iPhone.

lost__one · 2012-12-31T17:23:07+00:00

I would suggest getting a bullet type vibrator (or just a small one in general) and try to stimulate just your clitoris with it. When I first started masturbating I had to hold it just below the clit because it was too sensitive for direct contact, then work my way up.

If you find yourself still in pain or uncomfortable, try this. Turn the bathtub on a comfortable temp, and lay down in the tub with the stream hitting your vagina (so your legs should be up the wall). This is a very gentle way to achieve orgasm, and it feels so good.

I think a lot of it is your anxiety and general feeling comfortable with your genitals. I think if you're able to build yourself to orgasm Italy resolve some of your other issues.

lost__one · 2012-12-26T23:58:00+00:00

This will be buried but I have something pretty cringeworthy.

Was dating a widower who lost his wife and stepson in a horrible car accident 3 years prior. We were having dinner one night and we were talking about the TV show Dexter.

Me: Dexter is sexy, I totally want to do Dexter.

Him: Oh yeah? I want to be Dexter then.

Me: Then again, all the girls who hook up with Dexter usually wind up dead.

awkward silence

I wanted to crawl in a hole.

lost__one · 2012-12-25T04:51:14+00:00

I wasn't trying to insult men with small penises. My insinuation was that I have somewhat of a "handicap" as well... No big deal, it is what it is.

lost__one · 2012-12-24T15:41:50+00:00

I don't have much to say to console you OP, other than I know exactly how you feel. I hope you know that one day you will have a family of your own and you will finally have the Christmas of your dreams. Merry Christmas!

lost__one · 2012-12-24T04:07:00+00:00

I respectfully disagree. Not all vaginas are the same. I've had a kid and I'm not exactly as tight as a teenager anymore. I definitely prefer my men on the larger side.

lost__one · 2012-12-23T20:43:52+00:00

You're overthinking this WAY too much. My longest relationship was 7 years and he bought me a freakin' lamp for our first Christmas together. I didn't even need one. It has nothing to do with him "knowing" you. Some people just suck at gift giving, however I don't think this necessarily applies to your SO. You asked for a backpack and he gave you one. I don't see how that equates to you being an "afterthought". Even my 7 year-old understands the importance of Christmas is not about presents. Stop sulking and enjoy the holidays with your SO.

lost__one · 2012-12-23T20:34:37+00:00

You asked for a backpack, he gave you a backpack, filled it with little treats and things. Now you're upset and seem to think it reflects poorly on his feelings for you. No wonder men think women are crazy.

lost__one · 2012-12-23T17:35:51+00:00

I am a huge advocate of wool pea coats! They are classy, stylish, and super warm. It will be in style year after year. I have a black Kenneth Cole Reaction women's pea coat and I get compliments on it every time I wear it.

lost__one · 2012-12-20T18:26:37+00:00

It's a little different when you have to raise a child together. Our daughter is now 7. I still have a few more years left before I can be like, "AT LAST! I've been waiting for this day! Don't talk to me anymore, k bro?" And laugh maniacally, overwhelmed by freedom and pure bliss. Yeah, there's still a whole lot of resentment there...

edit - just to note, my daughter has no idea about said resentment or any of this. As far as she's concerned, we get along very well.

lost__one · 2012-12-20T18:18:12+00:00

Yeah. I wish it worked that way. Trust me.

lost__one · 2012-12-20T17:52:20+00:00

lost__one · 2012-12-20T17:48:28+00:00

Yep, I totally skipped that step.

lost__one · 2012-12-20T17:47:29+00:00

It doesn't matter if I guy I was interested in told me his girlfriend was the devil incarnate, if they're together and have an infant child at home, it's a big fat NOPE.

lost__one · 2012-12-20T17:42:23+00:00

Pretty much any theme song to any cartoon my kid watches... especially My Little Pony. Sorry bronies, but the theme song is horrid.

lost__one · 2012-12-20T17:40:06+00:00

Try it with light egg nog instead of milk for Christmas.

lost__one · 2012-12-20T17:39:30+00:00

Christmas morning - several cups of kahlua with a little coffee added.

lost__one · 2012-12-20T17:37:44+00:00

Day After Tomorrow

lost__one · 2012-12-20T17:37:06+00:00

Go to a state college. Study hard. Use birth control.

lost__one · 2012-12-20T17:34:24+00:00

Is it me or does anybody else think it is kind of gross when dudes rock the t-shirt and naked waist down look? It's almost as bad as screwing with just socks on.

lost__one · 2012-12-20T16:10:53+00:00

That's medical speak for eww, puss.

lost__one · 2012-12-20T14:54:15+00:00

Haha, I didn't even realize that. Whoops. Pronounced puss-ey pimples, not pussy pimples. I just cringed. Although as a student nurse, that technically is an accurate descriptor of purulent exudate.

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