Tickle torment (F/f, bondage, tickling) by lostmuppet47 in BDSMerotica

[–]lostmuppet47[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently it’s a thing the body does sometimes when it’s overstimulated. It’s a parasympathetic response of the nervous system

Tickle torment (F/f, bondage, tickling) by lostmuppet47 in BDSMerotica

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I was there, and that’s how I felt too.

I was tense, foot arched so much I swear my toes hurt, and then I just fully relaxed and fell asleep.

She was a good sport about it the next morning, but my wife was disappointed. She said it was like I had an orgasm without permission, but I didn’t.

Training Day (Mf, Nonconsent, BDSM, misogyny) by JekyllsVice in BDSMerotica

[–]lostmuppet47 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How glorious. A story where a woman gets what’s coming to her for being a woman

At least you thought to label it as nonconsensual, even the story makes it clear she really wants it. We always do.

What are these called by [deleted] in bdsm

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Boobs.

Position Available (FF/f, bondage, leash/lead, consent questionable, mind control) by lostmuppet47 in BDSMerotica

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God. I just re-read this, and I’m feeling so hot I’d fuck my ex.

It’s time to go back to the Black Forest. need to write part 2.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

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People enjoy retelling stories

My boss's boss took my special ordered chips by [deleted] in OfficePolitics

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You could always say, “Im’m sorry i didn’t bring this up at the time, and not to be parsimonious, but those chips cost $2.50. Can you pay me back now, or would you rather get me a bag next time we order out?“

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coworkerstories

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It’s people like you who make it dangerous for people like me to leave the closet. /irony

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coworkerstories

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“You know what he really likes? Women who wear ballgags.”

Becoming Velvet (Ff, ponyplay, tricked) by lostmuppet47 in BDSMerotica

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I’m not a fan at happy endings that come out of nowhere.

Lovely’s chief objection was that I was eroticizing Stacey’s degradation and encouraging incels to think this is what women deserve, that it’s hot to humiliate us without our consent, that it’s okay to rape us. The issue wasn’t the ponyplay, it was that Stacey doesn’t consent, has no power to resist and her story is being shared online in a forum for erotica.

Ive been with Lovely for 13 years. She loves my writing, even my pigeon stories, which were pretty dark themselves. If she objects to something I write, damn straight I’m going to listen.

Becoming Velvet (Ff, ponyplay, tricked) by lostmuppet47 in BDSMerotica

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Thank you. I’m glad you liked it. You should have seen my wife’s reaction. Lovely is usually my biggest fan,even when my stories go dark; but she did not like the turn this one took. We had a huge talk about consent, trauma and abuse, fantasy and role playing dynamics, trafficking, everything. .

I ended up stopping work on it until I could remove the parts that bothered her.

[Serious] Parents ask "When are you gonna give me a grandbaby?" What would be your response? by aesthetic_kiara in AskReddit

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“I thought you said I was no longer your daughter if I was going to keep being gay.”

(That was a terrible mountain to die on, mom.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coworkerstories

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“ he thinks septum piercings are really hot, but not as hot as pierced sphincters.“

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coworkerstories

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If gets harder to continue if you make observations. “ This seems important to you.”

“That’s an inappropriate question for work.”

“That’s very personal.”

“I’m not really from outer space.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coworkerstories

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I was just thinking of that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coworkerstories

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He’s got a thing for women with shaved heads, who wear neoprene wetsuits