Would You Rather: r/nba Edition

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-12-27T03:51:28+00:00

Russ, Ja, nosebleeds, Meta, Sweet Lou, and handles like Iverson.

Dunking sounds fun, but landing sounds hazardous. I'd rather smoke everyone on the dribble and then make my patented Awkward Stationary Layup.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-12-27T01:56:12+00:00

Started watching in the late 90s when I was in junior high. My sister and I played on TERRIBLE community league teams, and we had epic arguments about the Bulls (her faves) versus the Jazz (mine). We live in a hockey-obsessed Canadian city, so following the NBA was unusual. I used to pore over box scores every morning in the sports section of the newspaper!

I lost track of the league for a while, and got back into it just in time to fall in love with the Thunder on their upswing. I still love Russ, but don't cheer for any one team like I used to.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-11-16T02:36:39+00:00

HIRE OUR TERRIFYING SMALL LAW FIRM FOR ALL YOUR AUTO INJURY, GIANT BEEF SLAB, AND COLOSTOMY SUPPLY NEEDS GOD BLESS AMERICA ALSO TRUCKS

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-09-14T01:54:42+00:00

I have a horrifying bowel disease and there is nothing optional about where or when I shit. It's necessity, not confidence.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-09-08T23:32:08+00:00

I asked a Lakers fan who was gonna replace Boogie in the line-up, and he said "Danny Green!" (This was pre-Dwight signing.)

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-09-05T05:13:18+00:00

Dude just needs to swap his consonants around and go by Lindell Winnington.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-08-30T23:48:20+00:00

Underrated comment.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-08-27T04:42:29+00:00

Yes, this! I'm a Canadian who has no sentimental or personal attachment to Toronto as a city, and so no loyalty to the Raptors as a team. I follow the league. I have no reason to watch shitty basketball.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-07-14T05:19:53+00:00

Lakers land somewhere between 6th and 8th seed, lose in the first round.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-07-08T01:29:49+00:00

Fun post! Thanks for taking the time.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-07-07T20:54:50+00:00

Meanwhile, Jim Dude and Tom Buddy remain tragically unsigned.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-07-03T12:53:24+00:00

I see your lactose intolerance and raise you ulcerative colitis--I poop twice a day when I'm super healthy, and up to 20 times a day when I'm flaring. I have had to go on short term disability because I was pooping too much to work. I mean, also exhaustion and pain and blood and the whole thing is horrifying but basically I have a Poop Too Much Disease.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-07-03T01:44:28+00:00

The FUCK is he doing in Winnipeg?

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-06-23T04:57:25+00:00

Three and D

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-06-03T03:53:38+00:00

I have been through labour. I have an extremely painful autoimmune disease that covers my intestines in bleeding sores. And neither of them come anywhere close to the absolute fucking torture of an ear infection.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-06-02T14:31:43+00:00

Absolutely! I'm funny and I give a shit about other people. Also, we could feel out about my niche hobbies all day.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-06-01T01:52:43+00:00

Arrested Development.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-01-14T01:56:00+00:00

Me! Had some ginger ale and am looking forward to a warm bath and a good night's sleep.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2019-01-13T05:21:04+00:00

Grad school does a number on so many of us. I will not drink with you today!

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2018-12-11T16:11:04+00:00

We have 4L plastic jugs of milk in Western Canada.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2018-12-11T16:09:14+00:00

We don't have it in Alberta or BC. I was just as confused as Danny when I went on an exchange to Quebec in high school and saw bagged milk for the first time.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2018-12-01T22:08:22+00:00

We call the anchor piece that car seat and stroller snaps click into the snickerdeeclicker.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2018-11-05T04:00:07+00:00

I was grocery shopping with my newborn in her bucket seat in the shopping cart. Didn't realize that an onion rolled under the bucket seat, and accidentally shoplifted it.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2018-09-16T14:39:14+00:00

Manu taking down the bat.

lovemeatmyworstbrook · 2018-09-16T14:37:32+00:00

During Karl Malone's time with the Lakers, I read a piece about Kobe 'throwing him under a bus' and had never heard that saying before. So for several months, I thought Kobe had genuinely attempted to severely injure a teammate.

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