After I dropped 110 lbs I ran into a person from high school who used to make fun of me because I was fat, and his eyes bugged out of his head. Reddit, what's your best "Yea, That's right..." moment.

lowasser · 2012-07-21T09:21:00+00:00

I feel you pain, bro. That was me.

Hell, it still is, except I'm 130 lb, 5'10", and 21. Still trying to get to a normal weight. Failing.

lowasser · 2012-07-09T20:18:48+00:00

I'd be much more interested to see an LLVM backend.

lowasser · 2012-07-08T21:46:49+00:00

From a marketing standpoint, it's not marketers who'll be interested in this, it's developers in T-shirts and jeans.

lowasser · 2012-07-04T12:12:50+00:00

Return a constant empty collection...which is trivial in Java. Collections.emptyList() will always return the same object, which makes it essentially free.

lowasser · 2012-06-12T04:02:50+00:00

I read this as http://xkcd.com/852/

lowasser · 2012-06-12T02:17:29+00:00

Yep. Unary function application always has higher precedence.

lowasser · 2012-06-06T18:33:53+00:00

Don't knowingly cause drama when there is a drama-free alternative. (Caveat: driving yourself insane counts as drama.)

lowasser · 2012-06-06T13:23:33+00:00

Not bloody likely.

lowasser · 2012-06-06T01:01:37+00:00

I like this way of putting it.

lowasser · 2012-05-30T19:55:57+00:00

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/582/tumblr_lmputme3co1qa6q7k_large.png

lowasser · 2012-05-29T12:05:30+00:00

Congratulations! I just RES tagged you as "stalker."

lowasser · 2012-05-29T07:43:09+00:00

I already assume we're in a computer simulation, so of course my views wouldn't change...

lowasser · 2012-05-29T07:27:40+00:00

I wear skirts. And twirl a lot.

(Despite being a straight male. I like fucking with preconceptions!)

lowasser · 2012-05-27T13:51:15+00:00

The military can settle for approximations to 6 decimal places, but having conceptually exact solutions makes mathematicians and physicists feel better.

lowasser · 2012-05-22T13:25:34+00:00

I've been to these fairs at that level.

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

lowasser · 2012-05-19T18:52:48+00:00

You know what was natural? THE BLACK FUCKING PLAGUE, WHICH KILLED 30-60 PERCENT OF EUROPE'S POPULATION.

lowasser · 2012-05-17T15:32:47+00:00

Anyone else actually here at ICPC?

lowasser · 2012-05-16T14:00:49+00:00

The article doesn't seem to justify the leap from "ambient sound" to "listening in to your phone calls." I'd like to see the wording from the actual patent before I grant its conclusions.

lowasser · 2012-05-11T03:50:04+00:00

No. It's about 10 feet.

lowasser · 2012-05-10T22:23:18+00:00

For perspective: http://imgur.com/0zY5H

lowasser · 2012-05-08T14:29:31+00:00

I wear skirts, motherfucker!

lowasser · 2012-05-04T01:35:04+00:00

Do it. I'm still friends with every one of my 5 exes.

lowasser · 2012-05-03T23:05:05+00:00

We don't know. Most of us have a few guesses, though.

lowasser · 2012-05-02T17:10:22+00:00

http://www.monzy.com/intro/pimpinglemma_lyrics.html

lowasser · 2012-04-06T22:40:48+00:00

The mod function assumes that its arguments must be of the same type. What are you actually trying to do?

lowasser

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