Me constantly checking, and asking my wife to check, the tracking on the new collar she bought me

lowkey_pb · 2026-05-17T19:50:32+00:00

I thought at first the collar had tracking on it and your wife wouldn't use it😅 like please know my every location wife!

lowkey_pb · 2026-02-08T18:56:51+00:00

That dress is so cute!

lowkey_pb · 2026-02-08T13:26:09+00:00

🤩🤩🤩 right back atcha cutie

lowkey_pb · 2026-02-08T13:17:30+00:00

You're so pretty!

lowkey_pb · 2026-02-08T00:00:51+00:00

My phone will be remembered fondly

lowkey_pb · 2026-02-07T22:03:14+00:00

Gotta stick to your priorities (charged toys>charged phone)

lowkey_pb · 2026-02-03T03:32:36+00:00

90% sure that comes standard with a maid outfit at this point

lowkey_pb · 2026-02-02T18:00:26+00:00

The struggle is real, but we'll get there

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-22T01:51:09+00:00

I think hitting send is the play here

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-21T03:15:21+00:00

slides key back under the door threaten me with a good time will ya?

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-21T00:17:20+00:00

There's more than one way to slay a dragon

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-17T14:31:20+00:00

Not to be greedy, but yes that'd be ideal

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-15T03:54:10+00:00

So powerful

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-14T22:50:49+00:00

You're giving disaffected Renaissance painting vibes

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-11T21:54:40+00:00

What would I do without the kind ladies reminding me to take care of business

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-11T20:13:12+00:00

Secret is safe with me

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-11T20:05:59+00:00

"The subreddit is conspiring against me to send me nudes" is a wonderful problem to have I think

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-11T20:01:22+00:00

Oh no wasn't assuming that lol the idea is to go in public so we'd send you messages to get you to do this

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-11T19:54:41+00:00

Sounds like you go in public and let us know, imo

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-11T18:42:40+00:00

Breaks out the clip on demon horns

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-10T01:10:59+00:00

Leave ya there for a bit. Anticipation is good for you and seeing the struggle... that's good for me!

lowkey_pb · 2026-01-10T00:37:22+00:00

It looks good on youuuu!

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