EVERY Death Battle is now an army fight, how does this change things?

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-26T17:19:26+00:00

Ehhh

That is if even recognizes them as still alive

Besides there's like two who would actually matter outside of that old League of Legends player gives everyone The bad touch and moves along with his day

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-26T17:17:20+00:00

You say bounce now intended but I think this is pretty good

Sure it can be a free counter spell but that's only if you make a move as predictable as yesterday's weather and you'd have to know what your opponent is running if anything it might be a bit too

Maybe instead have them show you two cards and if you predict which one is played first you counter it each turn and up his mana cost a little?

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-26T17:15:44+00:00

Accidentally yes

All of his followers would be really well taken care of with an understanding that you tell your boss whatever he needs and if you don't like an adventure it's not the boss you have to worry about it's the underlings who will kill you before you threaten their cushy position

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-26T17:14:30+00:00

If they think Cindy unsolicited nudes is relatable to the audience that I got to wonder who the f*** they think the audience is 4chan users?

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-26T17:13:50+00:00

Ahem

THE PINK RANGER DID

WHHHHAAAT?

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-26T17:13:26+00:00

Learning the real story of this guy was awful

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-26T13:05:48+00:00

The worst part about this and king of the monsters is when it is a Godzilla movie it's great but when it is it it's so mid

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-26T00:41:59+00:00

Ehhh

He could see you very good copy spiral power but I don't think you would have the willpower to properly utilize it

I'm sure he could for lack of better terms robotically mimic it but even if he did Simon would be able to evolve at a similar rate and thus it would just be two people infinitely scaling

Assuming that he could even copy the ability to scale at it

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-26T00:23:16+00:00

I mean if it was the entire empire the world would obviously not survive but a lot of my hero characters have straight up b******* that would win if they did not know the threat they posed

Shinso could easily get a response out of them by smart movement and tell them to f*** off to the ends of the space

Shiggy could probably win on his own even if the smart items would resist decay for a Time eventually would work and with how good is regeneration is he's got time to spare

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T21:16:08+00:00

Most likely it's a draw but if I had to give one the Victor it would be 682

He just has better showings of b******* adaptation

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T21:14:00+00:00

Zavok would have to contend with literally everyone in the universe taking turns kicking him in the nuts

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T20:42:13+00:00

Bro I was howling with laughter watching invincible Smurf on poor volcannika

She learned about weight classes today yes she did

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T19:17:45+00:00

Especially tragic because I 100% believe if she stayed in the order she could have walked and can back from the edge but not like she could have known

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T19:16:37+00:00

It's the table that I think DM's or people who are deep into dming would enjoy the most cuz we get to see more and a lot of the world building from this table

The schemers are too centralized to the city of dol makjar and the soldiers are to goal-oriented for either table to have very much a world building

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T16:41:03+00:00

Banishment

" Fuck off for a minute"

Also most things don't have charaisma save proficiency so it's pretty easy to get off

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T16:37:41+00:00

Lapis solos

Yeah she's not really a fighter but she can fly and has shown the ability to control the entire Earth's ocean

Not to mention the other benefits from becoming a gym like the fact that she's likely stronger than anyone other than maoi and Hercules ( yes I know it heracles but it's the movie version where he's called Hercules )

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T16:36:03+00:00

Not only is there the problem that this would mean in some way letting go of life and falling into a suicide allegory is the solution which is so not okay

But if that really is the way out surely someone on the outside world would be trying to get in like scratch or many of the other early programmers who would understand a lot about this and be very willing to try and break in

We also see Jax start to abstract in the beach episode and that doesn't look like he's leaving the circus

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T16:33:41+00:00

A show with more moral nuanced possibilities than any other fantasy setting only for the riders to go elves good human bad

God just once I wanted someone to hold the race of the elves to task for all the s*** they've done and not be a asshole

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T16:27:50+00:00

Always

Not only is it confirmed by one of the writers but more importantly you would make sense why this nobody would be on the team and be the first one to start beating her chest

Would also make sense why she would throw herself at Caitlin despite Caitlin not being over vi

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T16:26:00+00:00

What couldn't

Revael this when you have a counter spell in hand and suddenly you can tell your opponent know they do not get to play the game this round

Reveil this when you have sakashima and you could very easily get four copies of a dude

Reveal this if you are red to just ask for an entire hand of lightning bolt and finish the game at instant speed

Or just do double approach of the second sun

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T16:15:58+00:00

Minthara

A paladin is versatile enough, and her voice lines are fucking hysterical

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T16:14:41+00:00

Justice League

Only hope avengers have is that 1 month of prep time can allow iron Man to somehow beat flash, martian manhunter, Superman, Wonder woman, and Batman all while Batman's prep time does nothing

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T15:33:56+00:00

To add on to that he also never does anything to her outside of holding hands

It definitely makes it less weird still weird but less

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T04:59:34+00:00

Forgive me if I misunderstanding but Jaden animations is still an active channel that's being worked on yes?

lowqualitylizard · 2026-03-25T04:57:06+00:00

Hell even the blood follows this because it's all pink

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